10 REM"P I L A R 20 REM J.Davis '95. 30 MODE7 40 VDU23,1,0;0;0;0; 50 PRINT"<,,,,,,*N A K E D*G I R L*,,,,,,l"; 60 PRINT"5Anticipating the implementation of j"; 70 PRINT"5a recent E.C. directive - effectivej"; 80 PRINT"5from 01/04/95 - entitled 'Represen-j"; 90 PRINT"5tation of the Naked Human Body in j"; 100 PRINT"5Electronic Media (Restrictions j"; 110 PRINT"5Thereof)' - ref.AF/573/858 - this j"; 120 PRINT"5program is written using the Heis- j"; 130 PRINT"5enberg Uncertainty Principle. In j"; 140 PRINT"5essence, this means that the act ofj"; 150 PRINT"5measurement or observation of any j"; 160 PRINT"5object or event totally disrupts j"; 170 PRINT"5that object or event, making accur-j"; 180 PRINT"5ate observation impossible. There- j"; 190 PRINT"5fore, in this case, when nobody is j"; 200 PRINT"5looking at the screen, a picture ofj"; 210 PRINT"5a beautiful naked girl, named Pilarj"; 220 PRINT"5Olof, appears, but as soon as some-j"; 230 PRINT"5one looks at the screen, the pic- j"; 240 PRINT"5ture instantly disappears and is j"; 250 PRINT"5replaced by this message. It works j"; 260 PRINT"5amazingly well, breaking new groundj"; 270 PRINT"5in interactive computing. Try it! j"; 280 PRINT"u";STRING$(37,"p");"z"; 290 GOTO290 300 REM"Next year, specially for the ladies in 8BS, a picture of a hunky invisible Chippendale. Watch this space.