10 *KEY2 RUN |M
   20 CLS
   30 VDU2
   40 VDU1,14:PRINT"Dialect"
   50 VDU1,14:PRINT"*******"'
   60 :
   70 PRINT"We went down south,  We took the bus"
   80 PRINT"Folk down there could't understand us,"
   90 PRINT"They didn't narr what we tarrked about"
  100 PRINT"Seemed they didn't narr nowt about owt,"'
  110 :
  120 PRINT"They didn't take hold when I said tak harrd"
  130 PRINT"The way they spoke you'd a thought they'd narred,"
  140 PRINT"Hi marra keep gannin what fettel"
  150 PRINT"Cum ower here and we'll hettel,"'
  160 :
  170 PRINT"Weer ter gan and see the bloody tower"
  180 PRINT"We'll seyer at quarter past fower,"
  190 PRINT"They hadn't come by haff past ite"
  200 PRINT"We were hungry and we went for a bite,"'
  210 :
  220 PRINT"When we asked for a bit of fadge"
  230 PRINT"It was easier ter gan and cadge bread,"
  240 PRINT"And from them wee coudn't tarrk right"
  250 PRINT"They passed the Plate and called it a PLITE,"'
  260 :
  270 PRINT"They're a bad speaking clan"
  280 PRINT"Dont say Lundun but LANDAN,"
  290 PRINT"What we ate we couldn't tell"
  300 PRINT"What we wanted we knew darnd well,"'
  310 :
  320 PRINT"They spread their bread with BATTER not Butter"
  330 PRINT"Never heard of a Hewer or Putter,"
  340 PRINT"On our beef we wanted Mustard"
  350 PRINT"They said you mean MASSTARD,"'
  360 :
  370 PRINT"And we smothered our apple pie with Custard"
  380 PRINT"On theirs -- guess what -- CASSTADD,"
  390 PRINT"To travel about we went by Bus"
  400 PRINT"And to be posh they call it a BASS,"'
  410 :
  420 PRINT"After we said we were gannin yem"
  430 PRINT"They made sure we understood them,"
  440 PRINT"Coss yer narr what they went and sayed"
  450 PRINT"They wished we'd a gone and stayed,"
  460 PRINT"Cos they loved our pitmatic twang"'
  470 :
  480 PRINT"On parting they said this to us,"
  490 PRINT"'Even though we didn't narr out,"
  500 PRINT"That yae were gannin on about,"
  510 PRINT"We pray that you will always speak so,"
  520 PRINT"And never let your accent go."'
  530 PRINT"-------*******-------"
  540 VDU1,27,1,83,1,1:PRINT"DIALECT":VDU1,27,1,84
  550 VDU3:END
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  590 REM" ”5 …    By An Uknown      ”j
  600 REM" ”5 †       Author         ”j
  610 REM" ”5ƒModified By Fred Price ”j
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