10 *KEY2 RUN |M 20 MODE 128:VDU2 30 VDU1,27,1,97,1:REM Ctring On 40 VDU1,27,1,69:REM Emphasized On 50 PRINT"This line Absorbs The Spurious Chracters (aE) Produced By The Centering Statement so Please cut these Two lines OFF YOUR PRINTOUT & Read the REM Lines"''' 60 VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Dbl Hgt On 70 PRINT"Geordie's Turkey Price"' 80 PRINT"-----===========------"' 90 VDU1,27,1,70:REM Emphasized Off 100 VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Dbl Hgt Off 110 : 120 PRINT"When Geordie Broon one Christmas, saa the turkey Martha bowt" 130 PRINT"He cuddent let the season pass and nivor buy hor nowt," 140 PRINT"She towld him what she'd paid for't in the butchers at the store " 150 PRINT"Then he had an inspiration---He wad buy a bord for her."' 160 : 170 PRINT"She missed the budgie that she'd had when it passed away---" 180 PRINT"It used to be good company cos it taakled to hor all day," 190 PRINT"He waddent hev a cage ti buy cos when their budgie died" 200 PRINT"He'd tuen the bord and barried it, And put the cage aside."' 210 : 220 PRINT" He went doon ti the bord shop where the fella bred his aan" 230 PRINT"He kept them in an aviary just ahint the shop he ran," 240 PRINT"When Geordie sed he'd cum ti buy a taaking budgie cock" 250 PRINT"The shopman tuck him oot the back and showed him aal his stock,"' 260 : 270 PRINT"Aa want a taaker---Geordie sed---Ti replace the one we lost" 280 PRINT"Aa'm buying it for Martha,---So aa divvent mind the cost," 290 PRINT"He very quickly myed his choice and picked one from the lot" 300 PRINT"The shopman sed---But Geordie,---Thats the dearest bord aa've got"' 310 : 320 PRINT"Aa divvent mind---Sed Geordie---Cos aa think that budgie's nice" 330 PRINT"Aa'd like ti buy it for the wife,---aal pay ye torkey price," 340 PRINT"The shopman caught the bord,---and sed---That price wad be aalreet" 350 PRINT"And the bord in Geordies hand waas very tame, and taaked a treat,"' 360 : 370 PRINT"The shopman sed---That's my best bord,---it should live many a day" 380 PRINT"But aa'm content wi torkey price---hoo much did Martha pay?," 390 PRINT"Why Geordie sed she---She paid top price she wassent at ne sale---" 400 PRINT"It cost hor five and six a pund,"' 410 : 420 VDU1,27,1,69:REM Emphasized ON 430 VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Double Height ON 440 PRINT" PUT THAT BORD ON THE SCALE"' 450 PRINT"-----=====----- " 460 VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Double Height OFF 470 VDU1,15:PRINT"Written By Richard Haswell":VDU1,18:REM Compressed OFF 480 VDU1,27,1,70:REM Emphasized OFF 490 VDU1,27,1,97,0:REM Centering OFF 500 VDU3:END 510 REM I am--Aan/Own--Aal/All--Aa/I--Aav've/I Have--Ahint/Behind-- 512 REM Aalreet/Alright--Broon/Brown--Bord/Bird--Barried/Buried-- 513 REM Cuddent/CouldNot--Cos/Because--Doon/Down--Divvent/Dont--Fella/Person-- 514 REM For't/it--Hor/Her--Hev/Have--Saa/Saw--Sed/Said--Towld/Told--Tuen/Taken-- 515 REM Tuck/Took--Ti/To--Taaked/Talked--Torkey/Turkey--Myed/Made--Nivor/Never-- 516 REM Nowt/Nothing--Pund/Pound--Oot/Out--Waddent/Would Not--Wad/Would--Waas/Was 530 : 540 VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Dbl Hgt On 550 VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Dbl Hgt Off 560 PRINT"--------===========--------"' 570 VDU1,15:PRINT"Written By Richard Haswell":VDU1,18:REM Comp Off 580 VDU1,27,1,70:REM Emphasized Off 590 VDU1,27,1,97,0:REM Ctring Off 600 VDU3:END 610 REM Copies of the Bumper Edition Of GEORDIE BROON OF BACKWORTH can be 620 REM" ”<,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,l 630 REM" ”5 ”j 640 REM"”5 † GB's Turkey œ””j 650 REM"”5 † GB's Turkey œ””j 660 REM" ”5 ”j 670 REM" ”5† A Geordie Broon Poem ”j 680 REM" ”5 … As Written By ”j 690 REM" ”5ƒ J.W.Murphy ”j 700 REM" ”5„ Pen Name ””j 710 REM" ”5 ”j 720 REM"”5 ƒ Richard Haswell œ””j 730 REM"”5 ƒ Richard Haswell œ””j 740 REM" ”5 ”j 750 REM" ”5ƒ Reprinted Here With ”j 760 REM" ”5ƒ Kind Permission Of ”j 770 REM" ”5ƒ His Son Jeff Murphy ”j 780 REM" ”5 ”j 790 REM" ”5† Please Do Not Delete ”j 800 REM" ”5† Remove Or Alter The ”j 810 REM" ”5† Above Section ”j 820 REM" ”5ƒComputed By Fred Price ”j 830 REM" ”5‚ 10/11/95 ”j 840 REM" ”-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. 850 REM" † SAVE"B.GBTURKY" œ