10 MODE 128:VDU2 20 VDU1,27,1,97,1,1:VDU1,27,1,69:VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Ctr-Emp-Hgt On 30 VDU1,14:PRINT"Geordie's New Job"' 40 VDU1,14:PRINT"------=====------"' 50 VDU1,27,1,70:VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Emp-Hgt Off 60 : 70 PRINT"When Geordie Brown of Backworth wasn't feeling very fit" 80 PRINT"The Doctor said he would have to give up working at the pit," 90 PRINT"He would have to get a lighter job and finish digging coal" 100 PRINT"So he went to see what jobs they had to offer on the dole."' 110 : 120 PRINT"He looked around on his own and as heavy work was out" 130 PRINT"It took him quite awhile before he found a job to suit," 140 PRINT"At last he was successful,and he found a job hissel-" 150 PRINT"They tried him as a waiter at the 'Whitley Rex Hotel'."' 160 : 170 PRINT"He watched the other waiters and they showed him what they could" 180 PRINT"He was very keen to learn the business so he soon became quite good," 190 PRINT"Very pleasant with the customers they all liked Geordie Brown," 200 PRINT"Then he moved and got more money at the 'Turks Head' in the town."' 210 : 220 PRINT"The managment in Geordie had the very highest hopes" 230 PRINT"Just like a young apprentice he was learning all the ropes," 240 PRINT"He became a first class waiter and was always in demand" 250 PRINT"When celebration lunches, or big dinner doe's were planned."' 260 : 270 PRINT"He built a reputation as a man that did things right" 280 PRINT"He could serve a meal correctly from the soup to sweet alright," 290 PRINT"He served the 'Turks Head' loyally for quite a lengthy spell" 300 PRINT"Then he took a job with prospects at the 'Gosforth Park Hotel'."' 310 : 320 PRINT"It was up to date and modern and was always in the news" 330 PRINT"Attracting all the upper class to their expensive doe's," 340 PRINT"White ties and tails for the gentlemen from all the nearby towns," 350 PRINT"Accompanied by their ladies in their low cut evening gowns."' 360 : 370 PRINT"One evening at a function, Geordie noticed with distress" 380 PRINT"A lady's breast had somehow spilled outside her low cut dress," 390 PRINT"To save her from embarrassment when he saw the breast hang slack," 400 PRINT"He took his hand and firmly grasped the breast and put it back."' 410 : 420 PRINT"But the manager was livid, He said Geordie, At the Rex" 430 PRINT"Or at the 'Turks Head' they may think that suits the other sex," 440 PRINT"But to use your hand like that in here, It simply isn't done," 450 PRINT"To do that job in this hotel "' 460 : 470 VDU1,27,1,69:VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Emp-Hgt On 480 PRINT"We Use A Big Warm Spoon"' 490 PRINT"-------=========-------" 500 VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Double Height Off 510 VDU1,15:PRINT"Written By Richard Haswell":VDU1,18:REM Compressed Off 520 VDU1,27,1,70:VDU1,27,1,97,1,0:REM Emp-Ctr Off 530 VDU3:END 540 REM" ”<,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,l 550 REM" ”5 ”j 560 REM"”5†Geordie's New Job œ”j 570 REM"”5†Geordie's New Job œ”j 580 REM" ”5 ”j 590 REM" ”5 … As Written By ”j 600 REM" ”5ƒ J.W.Murphy ”j 610 REM" ”5„ Pen Name ””j 620 REM" ”5 ”j 630 REM"”5 ƒ Richard Haswell œ””j 640 REM"”5 ƒ Richard Haswell œ””j 650 REM" ”5 ”j 660 REM" ”5ƒ Reprinted Here With ”j 670 REM" ”5ƒ Kind Permission Of ” j 680 REM" ”5ƒ His Son Jeff Murphy ”j 690 REM" ”5 ”j 700 REM" ”5† Please Do Not Delete ”j 710 REM" ”5† Remove Or Alter The ”j 720 REM" ”5† Above Section ”j 730 REM" ”5ƒComputed By Fred Price ”j 740 REM" ”5‚ 16-4-97 ”j 750 REM" ”-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. 760 REM" † SAVE"GBSJOB" œ