10 *KEY0 RUN |M 20 MODE128:VDU2 30 VDU1,27,1,97,1,1:VDU1,27,1,69:VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Ctr-Emp-Hgt 40 VDU1,14:PRINT"Poor Little Sparrow"' 50 VDU1,14:PRINT"------=======------"' 60 VDU1,27,1,97,1,0: REM Ctr Off 70 VDU1,27,1,70:VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Emp-Hgt 80 : 90 PRINT"Once upon a time there was a non-conformist Sparrow who decided not to" 100 PRINT"fly south for the winter, However the weather soon turned so cold that" 110 PRINT"he reluctantly started to fly south."' 120 : 130 PRINT"In a short time ice began to form on his wings and almost frozen he fell" 140 PRINT"to the earth into a barnyard, Then a cow passed by and crapped on the" 150 PRINT"little sparrow and the poor sparrow thought it was the end but the manure" 160 PRINT"soon warmed him up and defrosted his wings."' 170 : 180 PRINT"Warm and happy and able to breathe he started to sing, Just then a large" 190 PRINT"cat came by and hearing the chirping it investigated the sounds."' 200 : 210 PRINT"The cat cleared away the manure found the sparrow and promptly ate him."' 220 : 230 PRINT"WHAT LOGICAL CONCLUSIONS DO YOU ARRIVE AT ?"' 240 : 250 PRINT"The story has three morals."' 260 : 270 PRINT"1:- Anyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy." 280 PRINT"2:- Anyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend." 290 PRINT"3:- And if you are warm and happy in a pile of crap,"' 300 : 310 VDU1,27,1,69:VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:VDU1,27,1,97,1,1:REM Emp-Hgt-Ctr 320 PRINT"KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT"' 330 PRINT"------========------"' 340 VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Dble Hght 350 VDU1,15:PRINT"Anon Writer":VDU1,18:REM Comp 360 VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:VDU1,27,1,70:VDU1,27,1,97,1,0:REM Emp-Ctr-Hgt 370 REM SAVE"SPARROW"