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Product: BAR BILLIARDS
Supplier: BLUE RIBBON
Available on Tape, 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, CDFS, DFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 55
AS table-top games go, BAR BILLIARDS is a curiosity item both when sim- ulated on screen and even nowadays in an actual pub. Despite the protes- tations of Blue Ribbon on the inlay, the game is certainly not raved about [Not in student drinking circles anyway - Ed] so most players will come to it ignorant of its rules. It must also be stressed foremost that its title isn't simply a yoof way of saying the bog-standard billiards game. BAR BILLIARDS is completely different.

This being so, one may have thought Blue Ribbon would devise a gentle way of introducing how to play it in its instructions. But annoyingly, they don't. Thus your first game has to be a trial and error knockabout with docs to the left, screen with latest foul stroke penalty displayed to the right and puzzled countenance on visage firmly in the middle.

The main screen, preceded by a list of key controls and the weird blank screen that simply says 'Press N to continue', is nicely laid out with the most part occupied by an horizonal overview of the BAR BILL- IARDS' table. An information box sits at the bottom with "Break points" bottom left and "Time remaining" bottom right while the scores of each player are laid out, in the wall-hanger style beloved of these sports, across the top in tens, hundreds and thousands. The last category may surprise you if you're used to playing POOL or SNOOKER sims (with a maximum break value less than a fifth of 1,000) but potting x ball in y pocket in BAR BILLIARDS will net you a whopping four hundred points! The niceties of BAR BILLIARDS revolve around hole positions and pegs.

Unlike other comparable tables, the holes are set not at the corners of the green felt but actually in the table itself. The end with the D has no holes at all whilst the opposite one has a row of five evenly spaced ones. Four holes as the corners of a diamond shape mark the centre of the table and potting a ball into one of these is the most desirable as these pockets reap the highest point returns. But these four holes are guarded by pegs which you must not knock down under any circumstances.

You always shoot from the D, although you can manoeuvre the cue ball around inside of it, and you quickly learn, as in SNOOKER, that the idea is to use the cue ball to hit another ball into a hole. Unlike in SNOOKER, you begin with only two balls on the table and a stash of white balls (which are displayed in a column to the left of it).

The ZX*/ combination of keys will 'drag' a line out from the cue ball toward the ball you are aiming at, extending it and tilting it at the requisite degrees as you wish; a method which you also see in the ver- sion of SNOOKER released by Acornsoft. Always be aware though, that the length of line approximates the strength with which you will hit the cue ball. This is not an ideal situation as it means you can take aim but then, if you wish to strike the cue ball lightly, you must retract the line somewhat. Unless you are firing in a multiple of 45 degrees, it is hard to manipulate the keys to do this without losing the accuracy of your original aim. In Acornsoft's SNOOKER the length of the line is immaterial and when you press the fire key, a 'strength' bar fires up for the length of time it is held down. Comparing the two you realise the disadvantage of BAR BILLIARDS' method.

If you're following the rules all right so far, you will remember the stash of white balls and the two balls on the table. One of them comes straight from the stash and is coloured, quite obviously, white. The other is red. The aim of the game, as you have to discover if you're new to it, is to "keep potting" and keep the other player off the table.

The holes all score varying points; those that are not guarded by pegs, for a white ball, score 10, 20, 30, 20 and 10 from top to bottom. For a red ball, the scores are doubled. In the 'diamond' (which is not painted as such but is the best way of refering to the 'peg' holes), the scores are drastically higher: three holes guarded by red pegs gain 50, 100 and 50 points similarly; the remaining hole guarded by the black peg will add 200 points onto your total. Again, potting red doubles the score.

In a perfect world, the "keep potting" would work so: Shot one would pot the red with the white; the red coming out again into the D to be used as the cue ball to pot red again. You'd then continue likewise for the fifteen minute time limit. Alas, it's designed not to be so easy.

The peg diamond frequently obscures any shot that could guarantee a successful pot of ANY colour. Taking risks is foolhardy, and knocking any balls around any peg requires extreme care. If you knock down the black peg, you lose ALL your score so far - and remember you must always shoot from the D! So even if you have the red teetering on the edge of the hole guarded by the black peg, between it and the cue ball stands a risk of losing everything! Frequently you'll miss all balls by playing safe. If so, you must take the shot, from the D, again. Simple. BUT if your cue ball collides with another, and neither is potted, ANOTHER ball will be taken from the stash and set in the D. This vicious circle can result in a table full of white balls, although after seven, it is the ball nearest the D which is transported inside of it to become the cue.

Phew! Well, they're the rules. Once you re-read and digest them, al- though you'll still find the game quite difficult, you will appreciate the rather nifty information displayed in the afore mentioned box after each shot. A fantastic touch is that its display is often positive as you improve, with remarks like "Good shot!" and "GREAT shot!" helping to counterbalance all the fouls you're destined to make in that first game.

The rules have necessarily had to take up the majority of this review but it is testament to the game's playability that all are implemented.

The graphics' quality is also high and the sliding score tab and super- smooth scrolling balls (which never seem to fluxate) lend a real touch of professionalism to what is a snip as a budget title.

The biggest irk is that, when firing full strength at a cluster of balls, they do not spin off in the way Mr Einstein proved. Sometimes all unrealistically stop dead, presumably bouncing off one another, with a series of 'hit' blips! BAR BILLIARDS is a unique little simulation, suitable for one and two players. Its scant documentation does to some extent reduce its market to those who know the pub game and the strange inclusions of the 'press N' screen feature plus a Game Over tune sounding uncannily like "The Farmer's In His Den" are out of place. But the table code can hardly be faulted and the graphics and playability make for an enjoyable game.

Dave Edwards, EUG #55

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Product: BATTLEZONE SIX
Supplier : KANSAS CITY SYSTEMS, Unit 3 Sutton Springs Wood,
CHESTERFIELD S44 5XF
Available on 3.5" CDFS, DFS Disk, Tape
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 54
GAMES produced by software house KANSAS were only ever available by mail order and came in uninspiring standardised boxes; the combination did little to foster any urge to buy their arcade games and the result is this game is one of the hardest titles to find in the Electron world.

[Their adventures fare only marginally better. - Ed] This will be the first review of BATTLEZONE SIX you'll have seen.

Described in mail order literature as "the ultimate Zap game", the non-existant scenario/instructions with the game itself immediately make it a mindless machine code blasting affair. You control a circular base that looks like an eye with tentacles, and are situated in the centre of an almost full-screen window with the intention of shooting any other sprite that moves, with your infinite supply of bullets.

The game is unlike any other - no bad thing - and, rather than blast a set number of 'baddies', you play until each screen's timer bar runs down to zero. In the playing area itself, you begin each of the 100 screens alone. You can move left, right, up, down and diagonally with the correct combinations of the standard Z, X, * and ? keys and fire with <RETURN>. Your bullets always travel in the direction you are travelling so, for example, Z, * and <RETURN> will send bullets off at 10 o clock until you release * (when they will change to 9 o clock).

This way of controlling the bullet flow results in your sprite moving constantly back and forth across the screen.

Also moving around the screen by now will come the decidedly hostile "things to shoot". These take on a variety of guises, from flashing dandelion bulbs to tiny billiard table bombs. Some (standardised gun sprites) skate around the outside edges of the window clockwise then anticlockwise. Some (lightning bolts) bounce around "FRENZY lepton- style". Others appear, pause and then explode if not hit, sending shrapnel in all directions. Yet more bob about aimlessly. As you prog- ress through the screens, more and more appear at the same time as well as new varieties. The game also gets quicker and quicker.

Generally, within ten seconds, the empty screen has descended into anarchy, or even the BATTLEZONE of the title. (But why SIX, we wonder!) The constant manoeuvring of your sprite in order to shoot, more than often leads to you coming very close to whatever you're trying to hit.

Make contact with it, or a bullet loosed toward you, and you'll endure a fantastic PLANETOID-style explosion and be sprayed over the whole of the playing area!

As the game is set in Mode 2 and the use of colour optimised, all lightning bolts, guns, bombs, aliens and bullets look very slick. The execution speed though is below par. On a standard Electron, the speed of the first screen betrays the jerky movement of all the characters, including your base, spoiling the imagery; on a TURBO Electron, execu- tion whizzes along at such a pace as to make the game far too hard. Now, because the games author, Robert Turner, has implemented a speed faster/slower option, this CAN be easily overcome. It's a bit fiddly to change though as you must pause the game, press S, type a number then restart it.

We now come to what seems a very strange concept for an arcade game: the ability to save your position. By pausing, then pressing <FUNC><1>, you will leave the Mode 2 screen completely and see a small Mode 4 menu from which you can save the high score table, your position, both, return to the game or catalogue a tape. You get a similar menu with <FUNC><0> for loading data back in. Going back to the game pits you in precisely the same predicament as you were when you paused it; even bullets and aliens are reproduced exactly as they were! This is a surreal addition to a game of this type; interesting to see and use but somehow not quite qualifying as a rival for the password systems seen in similar titles (eg. ANARCHY ZONE by Atlantis). Note that you must save any data to tape (even on the disk version) as the tape system is enabled via machine code when the program executes.

There is also a sound on/off option executed with the pause facility; and whenever pause is enabled, the border flashes constantly. With the high score table superimposed on top of a demonstration battle, there is some pretty impressive machine code at work in this title and it even comes complete with snappy little introductory music and credits. And if the going gets too tough, with the save AND a shield option, making you ing you totally invincible for ten seconds, the odds against you always being wiped out on the fourth or fifth screen become quite neglible.

Unfortunately, despite new "things to shoot" appearing quite regular- ly, the game really lacks imagination and becomes monotonous. With 100 screens to get through, completion - even allowing for advantageous saves and reloads - will take a hardened player days if not weeks, and the repetitiveness of each screen will not tempt many to try.

That said, if you want a mindless and unique shoot-'em-up with a pro- fessional edge, it's worth a shot. If you can find it.

Dave Edwards, EUG #54

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Product: BOXER
Supplier: ACORNSOFT
Available on Tape, 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, DFS, CDFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG #51
THERE will be many readers who will raise their eyebrows ceiling high on seeing a review of Acornsoft's BOXER. They will feel that as possibly THE most abundant title for the Electron, and certainly one of the earl- iest, Wal Mansell's platformer (which, let's face it, has very little to do with boxing at all!) has already done so many rounds that it should be truly exhausted.

But interestingly enough, simply because it WAS so quick on the scene, BOXER missed out on an appraisal by a Software Surgery and, with versions across all machines and all media formats, other readers pro- bably reckon a review is long overdue. Seconds out, then...

The match, as indicated, is a platform game; done nicely in Mode 2 and including several rules swiped from the sport to give it a sense of individuality: You are a boxer fighting an opponent; three falls and you're out; survive one "Round", which is how levels are termed, and you go on to the next one. It's a simple game of ladders, ropes and rafters, huge hulking boxer and sundry sprites and a high playability factor thanks to machine code programming.

Yet your scene is not a boxing ring but a gymnasium. Or so the inlay would like you to believe - When was the last time you went into a gym with four floors, ropes connecting them and dangerous boxing gloves and dumbbells hurtling across each? Digression over, the object of the game is not to compete with your opponent for the World Title but rather for the Miss World collection of pixels standing on the bottom platform.

However, impressing this particular girl is strange. Evidently of a camp thinking two men pulverising each other for entertainment is a bit cruel, she has elected that the two instead try to catch balloons she releases! So what we have here is a gym where floating balloons become stuck in rafters above her and it's up to you to both reach and head- butt [Is that allowed in boxing? - Ed] them before they free themselves.

Sounds simple and, once you've got the hang of it, it is...for a few "Rounds". In contrast to you though, your opponent doesn't need to 'butt five balloons to become the hero of the hour; it is simply enough that YOU let five balloons get away to the top of the screen to ensure HIS victory! It's also worth nothing that HE is completely unaffected by all the gym instruments whizzing to and fro. And is carrying a big, infinite stack of weights (They look more like pies when he drops them!) for the sole purpose of depositing them on your head if you're on the rafter beneath him! Anything that moves in BOXER is no touchy-touchy. Failure to obey the rule results in your boxer crashing to the ground. This even includes the balloons themselves which cannot be headbutted until they become lodged somewhere. As the game toughens up, the length of time they stick around dwindles and, with increased numbers of gym instruments flying across at foot, chest and head height, you are less likely to be able to have time to consider a risk-free strategy for reaching them all.

Control in this game is very simple. Z, X, * and ? are used to walk left and right and climb up and down ropes whilst <RETURN> punches and <SHIFT> jumps. None of the fiendish gym equipment is unavoidable with a combination of each - although look out for the unexpected fast-flying boxing glove after you've been knocked down once and try to get back up - and punching any object successfully will make it disappear. If you wish, you can opt to use a Plus 1 joystick.

Each time you collect five balloons, your boxer falls in love, i.e.

little red hearts appear around his head, and you move to a harder gym.

The situation is reversed should you miss five (and you lose a life).

When a game is over, you are shown the High Score table and, if good enough, asked to enter your name. Pretty standard stuff but nicely done in that same way that all Acornsoft arcade games seem to share.

BOXER may be old [Released in 1984! - Ed] but it's worth having. The Electron version is unfortunately too fast on a BBC (and the BBC version too slow on an Electron!) but each version is exactly the same and shows just what comparable speed an Electron can achieve when games are correctly converted. It's also reasonably addictive and, as it's also on ADFS (PAGE at &1D00 ok) disk, deserves to bound about a bit longer.

Dave Edwards

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Product: BRAINTEASERS FOR THE BBC AND ELECTRON
Supplier: EUG, 42 Canterbury Road, REDCAR TS10 3QF
Available on 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, CDFS, DFS)
Reviewed by John Crane in EUG 56
I READ about MATHILDE'S POSTCARDS FROM TEESSIDE in EUG #54 and decided it would be interesting to see our Ed's amateur film efforts, which I must say were quite entertaining in a zany sort of way.

Anyway, I also received a freebie disk of all the BRAINTEASERS doing the rounds in EUG at the moment, and thought I'd do a bit of a review.

Bang in the disk, <SHIFT><BREAK> and you're presented with a screen attributing original copyright to one Genevieve Ludinski and the fact that these have been improved by our glorious leader. You just have sufficient time to read this and then you are presented with a menu of 28 games/puzzles. At first I wasn't sure how to navigate this but was soon able to deduce that <:> took you up and </> took you down.

I've probably mentioned before that most of my "Elk"ing is done through emulation on my ACORN Risc computer these days, and this can sometimes run things a bit fast. I have a fix that slows things down a bit, but even with that I often find up and down scrolling a bit 'jumpy' so, speaking personally, I would have preferred a number or letter allocation for each menu item. Or even being able to select an item just by pressing the first letter of its title. This would also enable a random selection, obviously.

However, these programs are all in basic, so any time delays, etc, can be adjusted for those who like to fiddle.

There seemed to be something for puzzlers of all persuasions; a word search, some spot the difference types (but with a time limit to give it a nice edge), some mathematical stuff (some of which was a bit beyond me I must admit: Histogram rectangles, what's that all about?) and also one or two puzzles with a musical theme, which personally I really enjoyed.

My two particular favourites were Close Encounters and Don't Paint The Cat. With Close Encounters, you are given a short burst of a tune and the number keys 1 to 8 are your notes. You then have to press these in the right order to play the sound you've just heard and, by so doing, you can progressively lower a spaceship until it lands. For something relatively straight forward, I actually found it incredibly difficult! With Don't Paint The Cat, someone is painting a fence and if you don't solve the musical puzzle quick enough, the cat (sitting at the end of it) gets painted as well. Great fun.

All in all then, a nice 107ks worth of PD BRAINTEASING fun! John Crane 6 Wolfe Close, Walton, Chesterfield, DERBYSHIRE S40 2DF EUG #56

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Product: BUBBLE BOBBLE:PRE-RELEASE (BBC Only)
Supplier: 8 Bit Software
Available on 3.5"/5.25" DFS Disk
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 53
SIMILARLY to X*L*C*R, reviewed last month, the colourful bubble-blowing monsters of a piece of software bearing Firebird's logo was created as a professional title but never released as such. It's odd because BUBBLE BOBBLE, as any arcade fan worth his salt will know, is a very old game which, at one time, seemed to be on every format (from Speccy to Amiga!) EXCEPT the BBC series! PD supplier 8 Bit Software hasn't got an answer either; the most likely theory tends to assume Firebird lost confidence in the 8-bit market before releasing it.

Luckily though, this 99.99% complete PRE-RELEASE version found its way into BBC Land via Public Domain and the cutesy platform adventures of Bub and Bob can now be enjoyed, as indicated, if you have a BBC or a Master 128. This review marks a significant departure from previous ones in that BUBBLE BOBBLE does not run on the Electron at all!

!BOOTing up the disk (TBI-119 in the 8 Bit Software catalogue) first brings up some very sparse instructions and control key lists. Quite noticeably, these were not destined to be part of the original disk and their writer signs off with "The rest is for you to find out!". What you don't know quickly becomes obvious when the action starts though.

Entering the game format as it can be assumed it would have appeared presents the first of a over a hundred cute screens - the loader. The Mode 2 title and the two stars of it wait for <SPACE> before being replaced with a clever Mode 1 screen implementing each of the seven real colours. From here, it's possible to choose whether one or two players are to clean up in this classic game.

In case you've missed all appearances of BUBBLE BOBBLE (and its sequels RAINBOW ISLANDS and PARASOL STARS on some 8 and 16 bit stuff), Bub and Bob are two sickeningly "we're in another predicament where we have to kill lots of monsters and collect lots of bonuses but we're having lots of fun" chappies. Their predicament in BUBBLE BOBBLE, if I remember from the original I once had correctly, is that they've been turned into cute dragons (In the sequels, they're cute little boys!) and are under attack from screens of everything from mutant parrots to bouncing teddy-bears.

If you choose the one player game, you are Bub the green dragon and begin bottom left of the first screen. There is no scrolling except when you complete it when the screen scrolls down displaying the next screen with your greeny bean on the same spot. What you have to do is run left and right then jump to get reasonably close to the three mutant tin cans on screen one. (The baddies change from screen to screen).

Blowing a bubble with <TAB> will always quickly jet a green sphere in the direction your dragon is facing and if this sphere collides at speed with the baddy then he gets encased in it. It's then the deceptively simple matter of getting close enough to headbutt the bubble (with the spike on Bub/Bob's head!) and, after buzzing supersonically around the screen in a harmless way, baddy becomes bonus to be collected.

The game is set in Mode 2 and is well laid out, fast and very colour- ful. The music, the keys of which to turn it on and off are listed in the new loader, is absolutely superb and one of those delightfully irritating tunes that stick in your head with lots of rude lyrics added when your plan of dealing with the seven rabid flying monsters goes wrong. In fact, there is no real difference between the BBC and Amiga version of BUBBLE BOBBLE except that the BBC one is much tougher.

This stems mainly from time. If you don't 'butt the bubbles contain- ing your foes within a few seconds on the BBC then they escape and run amok at double speed. On the Amiga, they stay cased up considerably longer. However, the arcade machine itself ran similarly to the BBC so from a conversion point, it's spot on!

Another timing feature is the deadly spirit head that appears if the computer thinks you are taking too long to deal with the present screen. After the message "Hurry Up!", all monsters speed up and this sinister spectre appears somewhere on screen and skirts smoothly in a 'paced' direction toward you. He is invulnerable to bubbles and to be avoided at all costs.

BUBBLE BOBBLE has many bonus features which appear from time to time on random platforms. Sacrifice almost anything to grab an umbrella as these whip through at least four screens without you needing to play them. Flowers, rainbows and the red shoes also improve your playing chances by clearing screens, giving huge life bonuses and speeding up your dragons footpower respectively and are well worth having but note you lose any advantages when you next lose a life.

As you may have gathered by now, the game itself is not particularly difficult and even the last screen will be conquered quickly by pure arcade fanatics. This is especially the case if two players work together as Bub and Bob. As the baddies don't increase in a two player game, selecting this almost guarantees many screens of progress over that of the lone player [where both are inexperienced - Ed].

Perhaps due to this disk version being a pre-release, when the last dragon loses his last life, the screen blanks but the game hangs. This appears to have been put in by Firebird on purpose for some reason but doesn't distract from the games enjoyment, as tapping <SHIFT><BREAK> brings it back again.

Definitely too good to miss - and have been missed by the purchasing public of the late Eighties! - "cutesy-bashing is never as good if you're not playing Bub or Bob!" Dave Edwards, EUG #53

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Product: CLASSIC ARCADE GAMES
Supplier: DATABASE PUBLICATIONS
Available on Tape, 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, DFS, CDFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG #51
WHEN games describe themselves as "classic", it's best to tread with caution. Database Publications' collection of four machine code arcade games is a case in point; on either tape or disk you get SNAPMAN, ALIEN INTRUDERS, PANZER ASSAULT and MAYDAY and you'll probably agree that the majority do not sound too familiar. True classics are very recognisable: most computers have their clones of TETRIS, HOPPER and PAC-MAN that can be thus described. What can make all the difference is the modesty of the packaging. It's when OTHERS describe them as classics, AFTER an amount of time has passed, that they can rightly claim the title.

It might be a bit harsh to begin a review this way as Database Pub- lications do not claim these four games are brand spanking new classics of the time. Rather, they seek to collate some of those clones referred to; possibly that even possess such an elitist accolade.

SNAPMAN, not altogether unsurprisingly, is the new version of PAC-MAN with four different coloured ghosts and a yellow munching circle you must navigate around a maze. Subtle differences to the Acornsoft SNAPPER are in there - instead of dots, you follow a green line trail, the ghosts are more closely related to the original PAC-MAN arcade game and a collision with one of them and your character sinks smoothly into ob- livion - but it's not as professionally presented vis-a-vis loading and title screens. There's no joystick option yet the arcade screen layout does seem neater, the sprites 'cuter' and the execution speed perfect.

It's a nice reworking although the original SNAPPER is so popular, and appears on so many compilations, that it was never destined to take its crown.

Next on the menu are those rows of Space Invaders that move slowly (in fact, not so slowly in this version) from side to side and down the screen towards your laser at the bottom. Protecting you are three big yellow blobs under which you can take shelter or blast away from under- neath in order to hit the ALIEN INTRUDERS who are pounding away at them from the top. The 'official', if that's the right word, release of this game is Micro Power's ELECTRON INVADERS. Actually, INTRUDERS is just a little bit better in terms of sprites, speed and addictiveness. Making a fantastic use of colour and seamlessly doing about a million different things at once, it's a real achievement on the little Electron and in- credibly fast on a Turbo one or BBC.

Even the 'reporter' that scrolls across the top of the screen is in- corporated. But it falls down, like the first, on its boring high-score table and introductory screen plus lack of joystick option.

There's no doubting that these first two games are the best. The coding and screen layouts are faultless and the sprites very colourful.

It's with the move to PANZER ASSAULT that things get stranger. This is a maze game where you control a tank, and although this is mostly a m/code game it's just a CHR$ definition you control, set in a maze with enemy tanks appearing out of nowhere. You must simply blast a set number of tanks each level until you are blasted away by one of them. This may be an arcade game but it could never be in the same league as the earlier ones! It does what it's supposed to, includes a joystick option and also has a nice layout on screen. Supposedly, it's another classic? Afraid not. It's original yet it's unimaginative and boring. Placed here, it serves only as a kind of ironic reinforcement that cloning sell-out 'tried and tested' arcade games can result in holding ones attention span longer than a brand new one!

The title MAYDAY also sounds rather unfamiliar but one might suspect this was to be a version of the BOMBER arcade game. It's not. Extra- ordinarily, this game is actually a TEXT adventure!! Now this has to be the most predictable shot in the foot for reviewing purposes. Media that describes itself as a compendium of ARCADE games (classic or not!) needs to adhere to that categorisation. It's as annoying as when, as a child in BOOTS, you picked up the latest 8 bit game, saw the graphics on the back cover and after buying it realised they were from the AMIGA or ST version!

Of course, there are no graphics in MAYDAY. You are faced with a Mode 6 screen with the location description and choice of GO NORTH, etc. The adventure in itself is best suited to beginners and takes place on a troubled space freighter in the future. In point of fact, if you like text adventures, it's not all that bad at all. But it's not a classic and it's not an arcade. And most importantly, it shouldn't appear on a compilation that states that it is!

Europress, the new name for Database, have released this disk into the Public Domain so you can pick it up in most libraries for just one pound. If you are new to the Electron then you'll probably enjoy those two 'true' classics and spend a little time playing around with PANZER and MAYDAY. Remember also that, from a sales point of view, the title CLASSIC ARCADE GAMES sounds much better than FOUR GAMES and, without its original title, it might never have made it TO review.

A final point to make is there are only a very rare number of disks [Apart from the EUG ones - Ed] that work with Electron ADFSs PAGE set to &1D00. This is one of them! Consider it...

Dave Edwards

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COLLECTIONS OF CLIPART
Supplier: www.8bs.com
All Disks Available on 3.5"/5.25" (ADFS, CDFS, DFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 56
UNLIKE with the PC, where it has now become so easy to manipulate photo- graphs, graphics and images that only a bare minimum of skill is needed, producing a good picture on the BBC or Electron takes lots of time and lots of patience. It also takes either considerable skill at programming or a software package allowing you to draw on screen.

The choice, moreso for Elk users than BBC ones, is rather limited in even acquiring the latter tool. If you're very lucky, you'll pick up a boxed and complete copy of AMX ART and a nice analogue mouse. But more likely, you'll find a copied disk in an old box acquired elsewhere, have no instructions for the program that's on it and find the whole process too daunting to begin. Either that, or you'll be faced with a package which only accepts KEYBOARD input such as EUG's own DIAGRAM (EUG #15), Impact's THE ART STUDIO or - horror of horrors! - the SKETCH program on the Introductory Cassette!

Even if you persevere, you'll then find the machines simply aren't powerful enough to provide the features we've come to expect. There cer- tainly won't be an Undo facility - make a mistake with the Fill command and you'll have to painstakingly reconstruct your original. And magnify- ing particular areas of screen? A few pixels at most IF you're lucky!

Conversely, it's this exorbitant amount of hassle which can provoke a quite intriguing amount of delight if a very impressive picture appears on your monitor while it's connected to a Beeb. Look no further than ELECTRON USER and EUG reviews and letters that praise professional load- ing (or opening) screens for proof. It's the "How did he DO that?!" factor that the 8 Bit pictures provoke - and that the PC never will - that ensures they will be popular for quite a few years yet.

There are more pictures out there (sometimes incorrectly labelled as "Clipart"!) than you might imagine, safely stowed in the 8 BIT SOFTWARE archives. Recently a batch arrived at EUG HQ and it would not be an exaggeration to call some of them unbelievably fantastic. Especially when you put them into the context described above. But they are as in- teresting from a historical point of view, in the same way that compar- ing todays computing magazines with those of ten years ago yields much reminiscing and merriment.

This review gives the lowdown on just nine of the disks available for download at www.8bs.com. Running through it, unfortunately is a lack of reliable copyright information. Many pictures crop up on different disks (snatched from the official ones) and almost all are 'unsigned'; their origins as big a mystery as their artists.

The biggest offenders 'snatch' from the ACORN USER GALLERY range of disks. The ACORN USER magazine thought a lot more of the "Clipart Scene" than its contemporaries; it published at least two full DFS disks of images in its lifetime, as well as showcasing a new picture each issue.

Virtually all the pictures gracing them are assured to be colourful and exciting. The 8BS library (and EUG) can supply the GALLERY disks #1 and #2. There may have been more and it may be the case that images from subsequent GALLERY disks were 'snatched' onto the disks reviewed below.

In the main, these other disks are a gamble. Some are dire, some mix crud with crowd-pleasers and gems like the JOSEPH LAVERY COLLECTION stand head and shoulders above even ACORN USER. But this is the Public Domain world in general, isn't it

Anyway, having established that we "Wow!" only if we appreciate the amount of time the artist must have worked to bring the picture to our Beeb screen, disks TYB-10, TYB-18, TYB-19 and TYB-21 demonstrate the opposite effect. Respectively, these disks are archived as piccies of POPSTARS, THE WORLD, SPACE and THE TOWER OF LONDON. They are digitised pictures grabbed from a video tape with hardware known as a Digitiser.

This is an area where the PC triumphs over many rival computers. Even 16 bit computers such as the Amiga 500 could never 'grab' pictures from external sources with the requisite degree of quality. On 8 bit, the re- sults really are appalling, akin to watching a still picture on your TV without an aereal connected. Why the BBC Digitiser was once a revolution is understandable but just one digitised picture incorporated in a slideshow inevitably shows not only the dated nature of the machine but also that the 'artist' took no time in presenting something original.

(Even ACORN USER GALLERY disks suffer from this drawback!) To this end, a slideshow of them is out of the question.

Coming off only fractionally better is TYB-41-1, a slideshow of pic- tures digitised from the Archimedes. These have been ported down to Mode 0 on the BBC so they are of a reasonably high quality, albeit in black and white, but again fail to "Wow!" After all, quite apart from the lack of time it took their author to produce them (apart from connecting up the two machines), you glean the perception that they would be spectac- ular ON an Archimedes. So why look at them on a Beeb

TYB-11 mixes digitised pictures with both freehand and MANDELBROT AND JULIA designs. MAJ was once a professional software package (It's now PD!) for designing crazy kaliedoscope-style designs. Output from it, when you can't manipulate the image, rather defeats the purpose so wait- ing for five images in turn to load (slowly!) after five digitised pics (as slowly!) have annoyed you is frustrating. Fortunately, there are six fair freehand drawings to help quell the despair...

This review is continued in R.+COLLE2. First published EUG #56.

[ COLLECTIONS OF CLIPART REVIEW - CONTINUATION ] BEFORE continuing, note that the slow loading always comes about because pictures are usually stored on disk in a compressed format. If they aren't, they appear almost immediately but take up lots of disk space.

If they are, then the disk contains a lot more pictures but they take considerably longer to be decompressed: usually writing to the screen a line at a time. (You tend to be able to estimate the quality of such a picture from only a few lines. If it looks good, the wait feels short.

If not, you'll be reaching for <ESCAPE>!) Although TYB-08 gets off to a bad start by presenting AU's "THOMAS" picture (which you find on hundreds of disks and which has even appeared in EUG!), it continues with a nice range of compressed FREEHAND images from 'Guido Designs' including Garfield, Woofer, Judge Dredd, The Iron Man and Daredevil. The quality of the designs isn't too high, and they don't make full use of the screen, but most are colourful and perky - and definitely worth a peek!

Of the final two in the 8BS pile though, there are full-screen images aplenty. The loader program of TAU-11 required a small alteration but, once it was waiting for a keypress before flicking onto the next image, caused much amazement. Designs signed by P. Bailey include a "Lowry" painting, Japanese art and Spiderman, all rendered exquisitely. Another ten images of everything from a map of XOR level 7 to a sensational comic book plane crash are prickled just slightly by the odd MAJ inclus- ion. But you WILL "Wow!" All the images are crafted with extreme care.

Finally, we come to the King of the PD picture: Mr Joseph Lavery. How he did it, we'll never know - but his disk THE JOSEPH LAVERY COLLECTION (aka TYB-09) has to be seen to be believed. Not a digitised or MAJ pic in sight, Lavery has plotted pixels over fourteen successive Mode 1 screens that defies any budding Picasso. Reality and fantasy blur and the slideshow throws everything at you from a mystical wizard surrounded by swirling "Raiders Of The Lost Ark"-type spirits to the forlorn girl holding a baby cat. AMX ART couldn't get itself a better advert! This is a must see disk.

Hopefully having stimulated some interest, in closing this review, note both that this very EUG includes a selection of pictures and, to couple JOSEPH LAVERY's disk with a quicker-loading menu system, it has been provisionally recompiled, onto both ADFS and DFS, for any EUG reader who wants to order a copy. (Also, look out for a number of extra images NOT present on his original disk, which have been unearthed and will appear on EUG #57.) All the above disks are available FREE to down- load from 8BS and four are worth a few moments of everybodys time.

Hate to think of how much work went INTO them though!

Dave Edwards, EUG #56

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Product: COUNTDOWN TO DOOM
Supplier : TOPOLOGIKA, PO Box 39, Stilton, PETERBOROUGH PE7 3RL
Available on 3.5" DFS Disk
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 54
NOT the Acornsoft ROM cartridge version, Peter Killworth's COUNTDOWN TO DOOM re-release by Topologika is a mammoth upgrade to the original with many more puzzles, locations and characters. In many respects a cult classic it is both one of the few Electron games solely produced on disk (and in fact one of only ten games ever which were customised to work only with PRES' AP4 upgrade) and one that is still available from its software company to this day.

The first installment in a trilogy of text adventures about the plague planet Doomawangara (followed by RETURN TO DOOM and THE LAST DAYS OF DOOM in 1988 and 1990 respectively), it mixes a surprisingly detailed narrative of exits and locations with unexpected sarcastic comments when you try particular actions.

The scene is set when your spaceship crashlands and a countdown (of the title) starts ticking away to ship collapse. The description of what is left of your ships interior hardly inspires hope that any of it is fixable but, with Doomawangara best described as a spaceship graveyard, there is a small chance you can collect enough sundries to get the craft airborne again. A simple puzzle will see you out onto terra firma (after blowing up even more of your ship) and present you with a swamp, jungle, valley, desert, mountain path and narrow path; all exquisitely detailed as, you will quickly appreciate, is the norm.

What is irksome about continuing from this point is that any false sense of security you had developed thanks to the simpilicity of your escape is then repeatedly squished. Almost every move you make now re- sults in a hideous and sometimes quite unconnected death. For example, you choose the desert, death by heatstroke; swamp, death by drowning; narrow path, death by slugs falling out of the sky; etc.

As in all adventures, there are objects to find and use correctly.

Unlike in many, there is no need to EXAMINE anything. Doing so brings up the message "I've already told you everything you need to know about that!" which comes direct from the hand of Peter Killworth, NOT the Doom-stranded adventurer who is refered to in the second person. Once again though, you are forced to die a number of bloodthirsty deaths to discover what is safe to pick up or manipulate. Oh, goody, a gun, I'll fire it. Dead. What's that blob wriggling towards the cliff? I'll TAKE it. Dead. And these are only in the first six or seven locations! Bear- ing in mind that professional adventures such as this tend to get harder and harder the further the adventurer manages to progress, some will probably be very discouraged by these early setbacks which, if you have not SAVEd the position, immediately return you to the start of it.

A better solution, which is contained in some other Topologika releases, is to ask "Do you want to pretend you hadn't done that?" and wait for the inevitable Y keypress. This saves a large measure of frus- tration.

As you may have guessed, I have not personally made much headway in this hellhole but apart from the spotless spelling and atmosphere, the game has one more feature to recommend it and this is the on line help facility.

With the original disk comes a sheet of most-likely-to-be-asked questions. However, instead of having to decrypt a coded answer or look it up on another sheet, you obtain the answer from the game itself by typing HELP and then the NUMBER following the appropriate question. You get one hint and, if this is too cryptic, can ask for further ones until you are given a solution. In this way, the games appeal is advanced as you can make progress without needing Britain's Biggest Brain.

Presented in a stylish clear plastic folder with an illustrated low- down on the planet and a playing guide, COUNTDOWN TO DOOM suggests at every level that it is a very serious adventure which will tax the old grey matter to bursting point. This is exactly what the software itself does and it's no bad thing at all. It incorporates many new items over the original version and, although it includes some tried (or should that be tired?) and tested puzzles from other adventures, manages to cram in a few new ideas too. If you can live with being knocked off every few minutes, and don't mind responses like "Gee, I hope you enjoy- ed that!" if you do something Killworth considers unnecessary, then give this adventure a go. But be warned though, it's not easy!

Dave Edwards, EUG #54

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Product: ELBUG INTRODUCTORY CASSETTE/DISK
Supplier: BEEBUGSOFT
Available on Tape, 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, DFS, CDFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG #51
THE number of compilations that actually exist for the Electron is quite surprising, isn't it? PRES, Superior, Database, Headfirst, Blue Ribbon and a few others may be the tip of the iceberg with very creative coding and strong reputations. But a little further down, you brush off a few Acornsoft ones, PCW, Cascade, Argus Publishing and twenty-two ELBUG com- pilations, not to mention the ELBUG INTRODUCTORY one!

ELBUG mag, available by mail order, is a real rarity eighteen years on but was actually the VERY first standalone one for the Electron. It appeared November 1983 - a small, A5, dull-looking 36-page monochrome booklet costing `1.00 - two months before ELECTRON USER hit the shelves at the same price and (possibly) numbered its days.

Published by BEEBUGSOFT, a name no stranger to most respecting BBC owners, ELBUG was similar to ELECTRON USER in that, for an additional sum, all listed programs were available on cassette. The ELBUG INTRO- DUCTORY [media] is a compilation of programs from the first few issues, originally available on tape but transferred to disk without problem when the first disk drive expansions were brought out.

Enough history. For your money here, you get four games and four utilities; everything written in BASIC, fully listable and unprotected.

There's a chance the title ELBUG INTRODUCTORY CASSETTE is meant to make it appeal as an alternative to the ELECTRON INTRODUCTORY one [ELBUG and ELECTRON sound pretty similar - Ed] but there's no sign this was BEE- BUGSOFT's intention so it's unfair to compare the two. On !BOOTing, or CHAINing the first file, you are presented with the obligatory contents menu on a blue screen to make selecting a program easier. Of course, if you're using tape you can forward it as applicable to save time - or even not use the menu at all as all programs can be CHAINed directly.

Chronologically you will first need to 'defend SPACE CITY' and this choice of vocabulary will have probably given away that this is a shoot- 'em-up involving a good few hostile aliens and you as the city's only hope. Despite being written in BASIC, so all the CHR$ defintions move jerkily and slowly, the screen is livened up by a starry blue backdrop with a V-shaped mothership in the top-centre and a collection of sky- scrapers bottom-centre as well as 'you' and 'them'.

You are equipped with infinite exclamation marks to lob at the little darlings and 'home-in' by firing then steering left and right. Unfortu- nately, the aliens frequently side-step at the last moment leaving you to cruise aimlessly to the top of the screen (wasting valuable seconds) while their friends go in for the kill. It's hard enough to even get the pixel-perfect targetting required without this frustration. If an alien touches the city, it's all over and they do rain down quite mercilessly, and are much more cunning than you'd expect, so in the end playability is reasonably high. Actually surviving a level is quite an achievement and surviving two, when the aliens start even lower, is a minor miracle!

The next game is MAZE. Oh, brother. This is about as bad as a 'game' can get; typical two colour, wireframe screens with no clues, no variety and no reward at all for getting out. The best that can be said for it is that it's a very difficult game to do on an Electron. Perhaps HEWSON, with its fantastic 3D SOUTHERN BELLE/EVENING STAR train journeys, could have managed to do it well. As it is, even the Acornsoft version is (at least!) mediocre.

The games part of the compilation luckily is saved by title number three 3D OXO. This is Noughts and Crosses with a difference; there are FOUR surfaces to puzzle over and you can choose to place your marks (or even colours) either on the same surface or across all four. It's a bit confusing at first but after the Elk whoops your ass a few times you do get the hang of it. The rules are simple and it's probably the best game in the compilation (even with its intellectual bias).

RACER is that idea of you moving one car on a narrow, scrolling road, birds'-eye view, with lots of stationary cars to overtake, and taking care not to plough into them or the roadside. Admittedly AFTER this (firmly average) version, this type of game has been done time and time again with the same dire consequences. Whether road, ski-slope, motor- bike or boat race, it simply isn't interesting to play. (The one time it's well utilised is in SPY HUNTER by U.S.Gold - and for BBC only.) Games not overly impressive, the four utilities also start off badly.

PATCHWORK is a Mode 2 pattern generator that doesn't live up to its pro- mise of amazing displays: in fact, all its displays look identical, they simply get scaled larger or smaller. One big multicoloured cube isn't really going to get looked at very often, is it

Now the next utility is one of the brightest ideas imaginable. Simply called MEMORY DISPLAY and complete in a function key defintion that programs f8, this tool will also anyone needing to view the contents of a number of memory locations to hit f8, type in the location to start and type in the location to finish. It will then display each location in turn. No more FOR NEXT loops during assembly code programming! CHARACTER DEFINER comes next. There have been a hundred and one versions of this and this only lets you define ONE 8x8 character defini- tion at a time. It might help brand new programmers to understand this function of the BBC series' computers though...

Have they saved the best for last? No. The last program is little more than a space filler. Called KEYSET, this simply assigns commands to the function keys. Phphphphp... One of them simply changes to Mode 6 and LISTs with the scroll inhibiter on! Overall then, the compilation is simply very, very dated. In its time, it may not have been bad but only three of its contents have stood the test of time. There's an 'irksome'ness over the whole of it as the commands switching off the flashing cursor are Electron-specific - so loading the games on another machine means you need to add VDU23;8202;0; 0;0; at particular places - and the CHARACTER DEFINER even refers you to instructions for it in the first ELBUG issue. This simply shouldn't happen in a standalone compilation!

Unless you're a complete beginner, or desperate for any Electron programs you can get your hands on, you really shouldn't bother with it.

Dave Edwards

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Product: NEW EUG #0 & #1 ON DISK
Supplier: EUG, 42 Canterbury Road, REDCAR TS10 3QF
Available on 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, DFS, CDFS)
Reviewed by John Crane in EUG #51
A Bit Of Background I JOINED the Electron User Group at around EUG #7, towards the end of the paper copies. When Will Watts [Editor No. 1 - Ed] did a feature in MICRO'S COMPUTER MART, I wrote to him and received EUG #7 as an intro- duction. I liked what I saw and so paid for EUG #8.

Will then announced that EUG was to be disk-based from #9 on, so I took out my first of several subscriptions. At some point he also announced that back issues of the early paper copies were available and I then bought EUGs #0 to #6.

I had toyed with the idea of compiling all these paper editions of EUG, TO disk, myself. But it wasn't really my forte and now I've been saved the bother by what's come along!

EUG #0 And #1 On Disk MY FIRST impressions were good. I'm always struggling for space in my 'office' (My computers are built into part of the wardrobe in our bed- room) and so the opportunity to have the early EUGs on disk, thereby getting rid of some paper, really appeals.

Obviously by studying them and categorising the contents, these original mags have been compiled onto disks in an entirely logical way, making each thing easy to find. In a paper mag, the order and type of article is not quite so important; sometimes an article may be used to fill an available space. Whereas on disk, a more structured approach is needed. Hence these new disks have familiar menus like Mailbag, Adverts, etc.

A by-product of the conversion to disk is that a program listing in the original mag becomes a working program. The 'typing in' stage is saved and anyone who wishes to experiment with these programs can do so more easily. The original "EUG NEEDS YOU" back cover is also converted into a "live" demo. (See EUG #50)
The only fault I found on the review copy was EUG #1 did not appear
to be complete with articles called TEXT FILE SAVER, INFECT YOUR ELK and SAVING MEMORY DIRECT not on the menus. These need to be included to keep the magazine original and for the sake of completeness before the disk could be classed as a replacement.

I also feel that the front cover of the paper magazine (in particular that of the Electron machine on EUG #0) could probably have been utilis- ed as an opening screen, and that an attempt should be made to convert the illustrations in the magazines so they too can be viewed. [John has submitted some digitised images to this effect and EUG #0 and #1 now incorporate them - Ed] Overall then, I think in these two disks, we have the best of both worlds. The convenience of the disk and its structure coupled with the articles and features that made the early editions what they were. When issues #2 to #8 appear, I will definitely be in the queue to buy them.

John Crane AS indicated, the EUG disks reviewed here were PREVIEW editions and the omissions from the menus have now been rectified. In addition, John has submitted digitised images of many of the EUG covers and clipart which are similarly now incorporated. So, besides being only the second person to contribute to EUG's Reviews section, he has played a part in perfect- ing these new disks!

Well done and thanks John! New copies of the two disks are on their way! To everyone else, remember to order your copies of EUG #0 and EUG #1 at `1.30 each, or make contributions to cover their cost!

(The) Dave

Product: NEW EUG #0 ON DISK
Supplier: EUG, 42 Canterbury Road, REDCAR TS10 3QF
Available on 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, DFS, CDFS)
Reviewed by Will Watts in EUG #52
IN my 'Editor's Reunion' contribution to EUG #50, I mentioned that our Editor was planning to transfer the early paper-based EUGs to disk and make them available as back issues. True to his word, Dave has got stuck into the project and kindly sent me the first two conversions to review.

Some may say that it's a mistake to allow the original editor of any- thing to review their own work in retrospect but I think enough time has elapsed since these mags first appeared for objectivity to triumph over (my) ego and I believe I can offer an unbiased appraisal.

Both of the disks I received are fully menu-driven with the familiar new right-of-screen logos. Here I share my thoughts on EUG #0, which originally consisted of 8 double-sided sheets of photocopied A4 paper stapled together. It was sent free of charge to those first pioneers who expressed an interest in joining/forming EUG.

I have a soft spot for 'The Taster' (as this issue was spectacularly subtitled). I produced the whole thing myself (with a little help from the Guv'nor, Alison - hence the use of the word "we" a lot!) and had great fun doing so! I felt sure that when other people saw my modest efforts, they'd all rush to show how much better they could do. Didn't quite work out that way...

As I mentioned earlier, the disks are menu-driven but rather than go into headings and sub-menus, I'll just list what you can load up.

!WELCOME!

This is/was a welcoming message...from me. [New versions of this disk also have a snippet of this review as well - Ed] THE BIT AT THE FRONT In later issues, this became abbreviated to T.B.A.T.F. It was meant to be a chatty, informal introduction to ease people into things and let them see what a 'colourful character' I was - "Me?!! I'm MAD, me! I don't care what I do, me! I'm completely bonkers! I'm also rather irri- tating." In both the original and this disk edition, there's a lot of nonsense about horoscopes and other computer users. Dave has made a good job of turning a rather scrappy hand-drawn diagram I made of bogus starsigns into a neat graphics screen. A bit of an artist is our Dave!

Incidentally, anyone interested in recent social history and 'Yoof' culture in particular can have fun spotting the references to Teenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles and the original Star Wars films in EUG #0.

EUG NEEDS YOU DEMO This disk takes the original screen dump of my Mode 4 drawing of Lord Kitchener (or sort of) with his finger up his nose [So that's who the dude was meant to be! - Ed] and added 'pop-up' text. I'd be interested to learn how Dave managed to make such a faithful copy from a paper print-out and put it back on screen where it started! I know the original drawing wasn't very sophisticated but still...

MUSIC PROGRAM 1 You enter a text string to represent a series of musical notes and the program plays your masterpiece when you press <RETURN>. There should be a keyboard/note diagram which was not present on my review copy so I am going to supply Dave with one - don't know if he'll use it though! [It's been added - Ed]
MUSIC PROGRAM 2
Highlights from the William Tell overture constructed with, and played on, an adaptation of the first Music Program. The original documentation for each is included as a VIEW text file.

USER DEFINED CHR$ UTILITY
Hard as it may be to believe, this is a User-defined Character Generat- ing Utility. Docs are as with the Music Programs.

A TO Z OF ELK SOFTWARE
This is an ill-conceived and fairly pointless list of software (of which EUG #0 contains A to B) that you can read over and over again in the comfort of your own home! Why not invite friends and family round and make a night of it? You could take turns at reading the list and whoever recites it in the silliest voice wins a Mars bar...or something (serving suggestion).

EIGHT THINGS TO DO....

All I can say is that IF you miss ETTD then the item known as ETTD, by you, will, in no uncertain terms, have been missed. By you. And it will have been YOU that has done this thing, the thing that involves YOU, ETTD and missing things. Don't think I missed anything there.

ELECTRON EXCHANGE
This is an advert to tell people that they can place adverts. It's almost as exciting as ETTD above. I suspect that if you took a quick look at ETTD then immediately went on to sample ELECTRON EXCHANGE, you might not find it that gripping BUT you'd have the makings of ALMOST half a grip or maybe just a pinch on a bad day. Anyway, slight pressure to the left earlobe at the very least. That's my final offer.

PUBLIC DOMAIN ARTICLE
A short piece about Public Domain Software libraries. This information is sadly out of date now.

PROGRAMMER'S CHALLENGE
A simple 'Space Invaders' program plus text challenging all-comers to better it.

MAILBAG
One bogus letter to encourage future correspondence.

THE BIT AT THE BACK
Later known as T.B.A.T.B. Here I am saying goodbye for the first time.

To be pedantic, the word "goodbye" doesn't actually appear in the piece but others like "maggot", "haemorrhoids" and "TippEx" do, so lots to enjoy here then!
In conclusion, considering the raw materials Dave worked with, EUG #0 on disk is a success. The opening loading screen on my review copy is taken from later disk-based EUGs but, as I have recently found the ORIGINAL graphic on a dusty old disk, its rustic charms can now be included. So too can the original "Yoda" from the Star Wars films (drewded by myself) which was missing.

I would be a great big stinky liar if I were to claim that EUG #0 is anything other than a bit of a curiosity. There's nothing in it that will change your life. The programs are pretty mundane and the articles more whimsical than informative. However, if you're the obsessive type who likes to have complete sets of everything, send for your copy now!

Will Watts, EUG #52

Product: NEW EUG #2 ON DISK
Supplier: EUG, 42 Canterbury Road, REDCAR TS10 3QF
Available on 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, CDFS, DFS)
Reviewed by John Crane in EUG 55
HOT on the heels of the disk versions of EUG #0 and #1 (Well, quite warm anyway!) comes EUG #2 and, being as how I've managed to get myself a copy, I thought I'd give it a bit of a going over.

At the risk of sounding too enthusiastic, I thought it was brilliant and, daft though it may sound, I actually think it's better than the original. The reason being quite simply the diagrams which accompany the ELECTRON WORKSHOP article. In the original paper mag, these were more or less thumbnail sketches included amongst the text. By putting these in a separate file, each image is a full screen picture with diagrams very clearly drawn.

The same goes for the cover. I think quite a lot of thought has gone into these conversions and our Ed has struck the right balance between keeping the content of the original and, at the same time, making minor improvements. For example, arranging the disk into menus and arranging menu contents alphabetically. This isn't especially important on paper, but a disk-based product does need some sort of structure.

The only minor fault was that the PLAY IT AGAIN SAM 16 review [Which was a brand new product when this issue originally went to press - Ed] was not on any menu, even though the file was on the disk. I added it myself quite easily into the DEMOS/UTILS menu by substituting one of the <Empty> statements in line 1290 for "SAM 16 REVIEW" and "R.+2PIA16".

I got to find out what the mystery listing was, having never bothered to type it in in the past. I won't spoil the fun, but that it seemed quite appropriate for the run up to the Christmas issue is all I'll say.

EUG #3 will be on its way soon I'm told and I'm looking forward to that. Keep up the good work!
John Crane
* * * Second Opinion * * *
HAVING been sent a review copy of this new issue, I must first note that I was surprised to see how well it has been done. I have the original paper copy and on comparing the two versions, everything is there - in- cluding all the drawings and front cover! Amongst some other items, this issue includes some useful tips in using VIEW in an article by Tom Boustead - USING VIEW WITH TAPE; some suggestions for preventing the accidental use of the <BREAK> key in Marc Harris' ELECTRON WORKSHOP; a review of Superior's PLAY IT AGAIN SAM 16 including VERTIGO, PERPLEXITY, HOSTAGES and PIPEMANIA; some tips on trouble-shooting by John Brown; a crossword; the solution to the cross- word in EUG #1 and a mystery program!

I found the crossword appeared slightly differently, possibly as the clue numbering had to be revised.

Another point was that the mystery program was solved at the touch of a key and the fun of typing it in to see what it did was lost!

These are small points though and do not spoil an interesting issue which contains some useful ideas and some amusing articles.

Richard Dimond, EUG #55

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Product: FLINT STRIKES BACK
Supplier: POTTER PROGRAMS
Available on Tape, 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, CDFS, DFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 56
IN this no-graphic text adventure from Potter, you return for the third time as the "SUPER AGENT" of its clever title. You have been captured by minions of your old adversary, T.E.R.D. Rather than kill you outright though, they strand you on their space station, aim it at a ball of fire and lock it on course. It will burn up in thirty minutes of real time and only by gaining access to the computer and aborting the program will you be able to turn it around and avoid a fiery end.

Although Potter could probably just have about escaped with such a silly plot on the stereotypical "bad guys always engineer a spectacular death for the James Bond-type" line, the scenario rather boggles belief when Flint has been neither tied up nor incapacitated in any way. The first location of the adventure is a corridor and a cursory inspection of its environs reveals a very handy identity 'kard' and a space suit.

It appears T.E.R.D. are not only so stupid as to have left you enough time to escape 'inevitable doom' (sacrificing their own space station into the bargain!), they have also allowed you free run of the station itself and given you infinite inventory space to carry these incredibly convenient items!

The next surprise you find is that there are several guards onboard the Titanician vessel with you! But are they running around, comprehend- ing their imminent destruction, desperately jabbing at computer consoles and screaming "Betrayed by those T.E.R.D.s who were supposed to be our friends!"? No, not a bit of it. They are standing to attention at cer- tain locations demanding passwords - which are just as conveniently scrawled uncoded across walls in other locations!

The plot becomes rather laughable now. Of course this is true in numerous adventures but even filling in such holes with assumptions like "Perhaps the guards really ARE unaware of the situation!" is rendered ridiculous by the fact that, without the fake id card, they immediately blast you to death (Why didn't they just do this beforehand?!) but, with the same appearance and simply carrying it, you are assumed to be a legitimate fellow T.E.R.D! Progress is frighteningly easy and the only real obstacle you're likely to encounter during your expedition is time running out. There are no cryptic clues, mazes or illogical problems and, in fact, the few objects you discover only have one purpose - to open doors to allow further access to the station. So, for example, the torch is not to see in a dark location, but to operate a light-sensitive door!

The standard directional commands NORTH, SOUTH, EAST and WEST are understood (with their abbreviations) but little else and FSB may be the most limited professional adventure to grace the BBC/Electron series. To use an object, the word USE is required. Sounds obvious, but generally adventurers will try UNLOCK DOOR or OPEN DOOR and not USE BRONZE KEY as the game demands. INVENTORY, GET and DROP work as expected and, in appropriate locations, if the word PASS is contained in your input, you will be asked to enter the password in an unnecessary inverse video prompt (which makes the screen look messy) but ALL other input brings up the unfeeling message "I don't understand." Were this not the case, Potter could at least have produced a "beginners'" adventure. But coupled with the crazy plot, their decision not to note the PASS and USE commands in instructions would simply infuriate the amateur. Which brings us to the LOAD and SAVE commands...

There are bugs in the procedures dealing with both in the original code with the result that the saved position file is left open when re- trieved. Attempting to re-load it after being killed, or re-saving at a later position results in an error which locks up the game! The commands CLOSE #2 need to be replaced with CLOSE #0 (to close all files)!

The Mode 6 screen is laid out not unlike several other Potter adven- tures. The location description is laid out at the top of the screen while commands are entered in a smaller window (surrounded by *s) at the bottom. Once again though, there are errors with text formatting. Whilst words are not cut over lines in the location descriptions, they are sub- ject to strange and varying degrees of justification. In the input box, typing INVENTORY gives a list with no formatting whatsoever! On one occasion, text meant for the input box appeared in the location descrip- tion too!
The rest of the errors - yes, there are more! - are unfortunate Eng- lish grammatical fluffs: "You were not wearing a space suit and was instantly sucked out of the ship" is but one example. Many location des- criptions are pathetic: "A room with red lights" is south of one "with orange lights" and east of "green lights". Those of the spaceship have an unintentional depressing atmosphere...

Slating over, finally we move onto the 'quest'. The good news is that the quite large number of locations does encourage its adventurer to make a map and locating the two keys and three crystals required to hack into the mainframe is very much assisted by doing so. By using this method I was able to progress to the very last location in only an hour or so. Unfortunately, much hair-pulling is involved in figuring out how to insert them into it! Neither USE CRYSTAL nor USE KEY will work and HELP just brings up the cold "You're on your own." This is a thoroughly awful adventure. Devoid of atmosphere, humour, plausible script, friendly parser, unique puzzles and entertainment, it must qualify as the worst professional release on the market.

ELECTRON USER's "Adventures" column once wrote that the second of the Flint trilogy (RETURN OF FLINT) was so bad that it should never have been released and presumably would've thought the same of these further meanderings! [The real 'super' agent trilogy is that of Robico's RICK HANSON where all this review's negatives become positives - Ed] The ver- dict on FSB has to be a resounding raspberry fit only to be relegated to the back of your games' collection in record time.

Dave Edwards, EUG #56

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Product: FOUR GREAT GAMES VOLUME 1
Supplier: TYNESOFT
Available on Tape Only
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG #52
TOWARDS the end of the Eighties, Tynesoft, like many 'big' software houses, repackaged and rereleased many of its earlier full priced games as compilations. Volume 1 of its FOUR GREAT GAMES series is from a set of three entitled MICROVALUE; each volume packaged in a twin cassette box and costing `3.99.

All the programs contained on each compilation are natty arcade machine code affairs. Considering some of them retailed at up to `7.95 each before, Tynesoft rightly emphasise that you now get WET ZONE, ALPHATRON, RIG ATTACK and VINDALOO for less than a pound each!

Getting stuck in then, WET ZONE really is a spaceship extravaganza like no other invaders-type jaunt. You fall from the top of the screen and before you've even made it to the bottom, are attacked by 'images of childhood in Graemsay'. Whoaboy, is this game hard!

The 'images' are things like submarines, umbrellas and snow flakes that whirlpool down upon you from left to right, firing bullets into the bargain, at the 20 degrees diagonal. This makes them both very hard to blast and to avoid - as by the time bullets reach where the lifeforms were when fired, they've already moved further down!

On hitting them, your bullets take time out to 'ripple' and, as only two bullets/ripples are permitted on screen at once, prepare for frus- trating deaths while waiting to be able to fire again. Also, as the 'images' reach the right, they appear again on the left so it's not un- common to be surrounded by bullets AND avenging aliens.

WET ZONE is pure hardened arcade addicts' action with great sound and swift gameplay. The sprites, done in Mode 4, aren't all that brilliant but there is a funky tune between games to make up for them.

In ALPHATRON, you pilot a Scout Ship assigned to protect a Refinery from missile attacks. The action is viewed from the side and you begin on a launch pad, blasting off when a missile appears screen-left.

Cruising off the right in pursuit of the missile, note that there are another four separate screens in which to take care of it, with the re- finery on the far right of the last. A nice backdrop of cyan sky and red hills doesn't distract from this 'action', such as it is, and a radar of the five screens in the bottom left displays both hills, your position and that of any missile. With the title at the top of the Mode 5 screen and a fuel gauge, high score, your score and lives all displayed lower, ALPHATRON is graphically impressive.

Although the instructions note your ship is equipped with a laser, firing is more bullet-like and takes a time to reach the missile. To destroy one, you need to blast off, follow it onto the next screen, aim and fire. You miss more often than you imagine as IF the missile reaches the right of the screen, it disappears onto the next one - but your bullet doesn't follow it any further. Also, your aim needs to be spot on otherwise the bullet causes no damage whatsoever!

The playability of this game is dull and it ploughs on and on until the refinery is destroyed or you blow up enough missiles to move on to the next level, where things speed up a little. Not the best of the bunch as the sound is also pretty poor.

On then to RIG ATTACK, a brilliantly designed helicopter jaunt across BP-owned rigs. This is a simple game where you pilot a multi- coloured helicopter sprite equipped with short range bombs to deal with the "enemy submarines", which are also superbly designed. The playing area fills the whole of a Mode 1 screen and you begin on an intricate oil rig with three submarines to seek out and bomb. As they're underwater, you need to fly down low over it - without hitting it as this is fatal! - while avoiding their LONG range bombs and timing your shot perfectly!

As you reach the left or right of the screen, the whole thing scrolls visibly in the appropriate direction presenting you with new and just as intricately designed oil rig territories. You must also remember which have helicopter pads on as you will need to take some time from hunting to refuel. There are nice noises and explosions to accompany the action and often a frantic slide towards water if you forget!

The only real niggle with this game is that once you've worked out the best strategy for playing, it becomes too easy, never increasing in difficulty as the submarines always only attack one at a time (even when you must destroy more to complete the level).

Finally, you become an Indian Takeaway owner on a quest to find your toilet after a little over-VINDALOO-indulgence. This scenario doesn't suggest it but there is more than a little familiarity about this title.

Encased in a stylish border with a nicely styled title between two curry houses, all overlooking the majority of the screen's playing area, Raj (your character) must traverse twenty two rooms of bouncing balls, bugs, wriggling and disappearing platforms, elevators and other nasties using only the Z and X keys.

He begins "Under The Takeaway" in the top left and must be guided to the bottom of the screen by walking along earth and platforms, dropping slowly down through any spaces to the one below. That is, unless he collides with anything moving and disintegrates.

Many elements of the game such as the score increasing in time to sound blips marking the characters descent, the layout of the scores, bonus and room name (and even the font this is typed in!) - not to men- tion the screens themselves and the standardised five lives - smack of Icon's BUGEYES. Indeed, Jason Sobell was the author of each! [BUGEYES in 1985, VINDALOO in 1986 - Ed] With just TEN screens in BUGEYES, it's unfair to say VINDALOO is the same game with an altered scenario and different sprites! However, the more you compare the two, the bigger are the number of similarities that become apparent. One screen (number six on each: "Squidged Flat" on BUGEYES and "Skull Level Four" on VINDALOO) is almost identical!

Overall, although VINDALOO has some nice touches seen when pausing the game or viewing the ridiculous room names ("Life Is An Orange"?), the palette, sprites and layout choice distinguish BUGEYES as a classier act. Playability of both is high, especially with a MRB.

With the possible of exception of ALPHATRON, the games on this com- pilation are of a very high standard. Despite only being available on the tape format, they take very little time to load and are completely bug-free and well thought out. Recommended.

Dave Edwards, EUG #52

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Product: FOUR GREAT GAMES VOLUME 2
Supplier: TYNESOFT
Available on 3.5"/5.25" DFS Disk, Tape
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 53
ANOTHER double-cassette [Single disk - Ed] pack from Tynesoft, the second "Micro Value" boasting that `3.99 bought you four 'great' games contains the instantly recognisable GUNSMOKE bundled with THE GREAT WALL, MOUSE TRAP and MEGA FORCE. Only the last two games were originally released by Tynesoft but, as with the first compilation, these last three retailed (at least at one time) at almost double the price of the whole package! The exception, GUNSMOKE - ironically as it's the best of the bunch - was given away by Dixons with their Electron starter packs.

Originally a Software Invasion release, you control the large sprite of a gentleman cowboy in the foreground bottom of a Mode 5 screen. The aim of the game is to take out as many cowboys in the higher-up backdrop as possible. This backdrop is a small colourful desert town comprising a store, saloon-cum-hotel, barn and sheriffs office. The idea is to shoot any other cowboy lurking in or around these locations.

It's a simple concept given a unique feel by the gun control method.

Your gun can be aimed at either a rough 45 degree or 80 degree angle, so you may take out a bad guy on the far right by shooting from either the far left or just right of centre respectively. As the guy is likely to be shooting back though, it's wise to think in advance and above all do a lot of running around to avoid shots from his friend(s).

The game gets progressively tougher with the number of baddies unloading their five shooters (?!) in your general direction AT THE SAME TIME matched by the level number. Every time you've taken out sixteen altogether, both are incremented. It's apparently possible to have all sixteen locations filled with bad 'uns on the last level!

As this is all easy to grasp, the instructions given with the pack are pretty unfathomable wittering on, as they do, about the "Cartwright- controlled town of Tombstone" instead of noting the game keys as one would expect! The game itself though is spotless with a nice layout, signature tune and addictive gameplay. There's even a First Byte joy- stick option! Though the gunslingers are all in monochrome.

Evidently employing some of Tynesoft's vocabulary a few years before, Artic Computing attempt to sucker potential customers into a HUNCHBACK clone by similarly describing their (familiar) wall as "great"! It ain't. You are a "runner" with the stomach-churning mission of crossing 512 (Yes, 512!) screens of fireballs, bouncing balls and cannon balls plus the obligatory small holes to leap and larger ones to cross on floating rafts. It's all very familiar and, far from the huge number of screens ATTRACTING the audience (which it's meant to), considering you frequently get deaded on the second or third one, it's actually very disheartening. Couple this with each screen after three mirroring one of the ones before and you're not even close to how dull this game is.

Playability is very poor. Everything in the game, including your 'running' man, moves slowly but with oddly fast cannon balls shooting over the screen so quickly you die before you mark them! If you clear a hole but land on the edge of the wall, you still meet your maker and, as fireballs travel from right to left, you can be frustratingly picked off by one at head/waist height just as you reach the end of the screen.

Each sprite is very small (8 x 8), dull and unalluring. Each section of wall takes a few seconds to appear. The text characters have been re- defined awkwardly and are less readable. Each time you play you must choose whether to have sound, whether to have music and then what piece of music! If you have a Plus 1 attached, the game then hangs up unless you answered N three times! And loading the game takes an eternity with instructions and loading screens!

It's also interesting that another Artic release, WOKS, contains almost exactly the same flaws, not to mention the same sprites!

The sprites are very much improved in the next piece, MOUSE TRAP; the first 100% machine code game written by Chris Robson. This is a very colourful Mode 5 romp around 22 screens of mousedom. The animation and detail of sprites smacks of quality from the word go, with a bouncing and shimmering title, high score table and slideshow of screens.

Sadly, though this game may look good, its playability (while not in the same division as THE GREAT WALL) also lets it down. Marvin the mouse jumps from platform - and over many deadly household appliances - to platform, and collects Christmas puddings. Unfortunately, the jump left/ right key combinations refuse to work unless you are already holding down the appropriate movement key before tapping the jump one. As this is a game where near pixel-perfect negotiation of baddies is required, this flaws effect renders the whole game near to useless! That said, a lot of perseverance may reward Marvin with the golden cheese he desires!

The last game, MEGA FORCE, describes itself as "the ultimate shoot- 'em-up for the Electron". As usual, this interprets as your craft is at the bottom shooting up at baddies at the top. Luckily, while it doesn't really introduce anything new, this is the genre done very well.

Sprites for both your and enemy craft are big, chunky and blow up, when hit, quite fantastically! Your ship has a double-barrelled gun emplacement so it's possible to blast two vertically rows of invaders, the action set on top of very fast parallax stars, simultaneously. Nice touches such as different zones (with different aliens to blast) plus spherical pods that improve your firepower when shot add to the game's professional feel.

Here the graphics and gameplay are tiptop but there are two other (less serious) glitches. First, the loading screen takes a age to appear on the display, as it is not loaded directly but 'floods' on via machine code. Second, author Ian Collinson, for his own reasons, has not turned off the _ cursor. Thankfully, it doesn't flash around the screen but it can be very distracting, beating away relentlessly in the bottom right.

Should you like good displays and nice sprites, most of these games deliver in such respects. With playability, GUNSMOKE comes first, then MEGA FORCE, then MOUSETRAP and at the bottom THE GREAT WALL. Still, you will probably be left with the impression that, considering all were on their second release, ironing out the creases before they left the Tyne- soft unit again could have been most worthwhile.

Dave Edwards, EUG #53

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Product: HOUSE - IT'S QUITE GOOD REALLY!
Supplier: Bazzasoft/Europress Ltd
Available on 3.5"/5.25" ADFS/DFS Disk
(ADFS Elk version requires 64K/PAGE at E00)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG #53
BESIDES needing the appropriate kit on an ADFS Electron, this review will also be required if you already have a copy of the adventure game HOUSE - IQGR for the BBC. It is intended not just to give the standardised opin- ion but so too to document the game plus its conversion from the BBC. AND to show how to patch up the bug hiding in it making it unplayable past a certain location.

The company "Bazzasoft" produced a good few BBC/Electron Public Domain titles in the late Eighties and early Nineties [It was behind the "Bazza- soft Filing System 2.34" demo in EUG #45 - Ed] with one of its more noted releases being the Bazzasoft Adventure Programming System (B.A.P.S.). The adventure HOUSE - IQGR was created on this system and runs in Mode 6 with over 45 locations, lots of messages and numerous puzzles.

The scene is London where you seem to have acquired a luxury detached house just a road from Downing Street (occupied by Margaret Thatcher!).

However, one day your pride and joy, your BBC Micro, disappears from your bedroom. With a few elements of PD game INSOMNIA, what is to follow as you navigate the house and its environs is a humorous if not a little trippy jaunt featuring screaming wildly, leaping from high locations, visiting the funny farm and exchanging one item for another.

Oh, yes, and don't forget an excess of murder. Each death you sustain by a wrong move brims with sarcasm - yet beating your brother's guinea- pig to a pulp, blowing up a whole location of people and observing a very messy game of politics where Neil Kinnock seems to be doing his 'Hannibal Lecter' are all excesses not for the weak-stomached!

You immediately wonder about several of what could be called the politically incorrect aspects of HOUSE - IQGR. Several of its characters, quite apart from Thatcher and Kinnock, are defamed to an extent by the ensuing events. For example, footballer Terry Fennick is a drink-driver and John Kirenan (IRA member), on request, whips up a DIY bomb. That said, their notorious activities at the time of the games writing [1992 - Ed] are certainly not celebrated and the black humour associated with their appearance still works today! Some might say that, before the internet took hold, PD was the true place for games that were a little 'risque'. What most will find really incredible though is that this game, less than two years later, was carried by the mainstream Acorn disk of THE MICRO USER Volume 12 Number 6!

There are eight characters in total and, in a more fantastical sense, Dot Cotton, Saddam Hussein and a vampire are all quickly discovered roaming weird locations; almost all of which are readily accessible right from the start. The text describing them, and the locations, is well-written, free from spelling errors, nicely formatted and of a very high standard. Take for example: "You hand the purple harmless iridescent butterfly to the insect- collectologist, who puts it in a matchbox in an armoured suitcase in a titanium safe which he welds closed and wraps up in clingfilm before heading homewards." Definitely a big improvement on Scott Adams' "OK"! However, it's as well to note that the parser on HOUSE - IQGR is not developed up to the same grade. I was initially very frustrated to get endless "Sorry, you can't do that..." messages when I tried to GET, TAKE, KILL, EAT, HIT a GUINEA-PIG in one of the early locations. Because the message never changes, the parser seems very limited; in actual fact, GET and GIVE are the only commands (apart from compass directions) you're likely to need so if neither works, it's not a bug; it's just that you haven't found the solution involving that particular object.

There is a bug in this game though, fortunately discovered and 'patched' during the conversion to the Electron. Without wanting to give anything else away (at least not until EUG publishes the solution!), it occurs when you must use the DIY bomb. "That was probably a bad move," says the text as it explodes and you are arrested...

However, instead of transporting you to a locked police cell, the BBC version then prints "<undefined location>" and leaves you no alternative but to QUIT. As it's now impossible to finish the game, it becomes evident that THE MICRO USER probably didn't test this adventure much, if at all! Luckily though, your EUG reviewers fix has been included on the EUG #53 disk version. On THE MICRO USER's original effort (and possibly other PD versions), add the lines below to "HOUSEGM": 120DEFPROClook:IF (1+R% MODMX)=2 AND (1+R% DIVMX)=7 THEN R%=R%-1 121IF (1+R% MODMX)=1 AND (1+R% DIVMX)=7 THEN R%=R%-7 122PROCform(2,DES$(1+R% MODMX,1+R% DIVMX)):M%=0:FOR S=1 TO OBJ:IF ?(obc-1+S)=R% AND OBD$(S)<>"<undefined>" M%=M%+1 The BBC/Electron version on EUG #53, with this surgery, retains every- thing (on both machines!) of the original apart from the bug. It also includes a lovely converted Mode 7 to Mode 1 loading screen specifically coded to appear even with the 64K Elk's extra memory enabled.

With the game itself, there are just two more little features that require documentation. The first, a relatively minor point, is that when giving an item, you must type GIVE <x> TO <y> <RETURN> as GIVE <x> alone results in "Sorry, you can't do that...". The second is that there are longish pauses between location and location while memory is accessed.

They aren't so long as to ruin the adventure though.

With the bug fixed, this documentation by your side and the requisite Acorn kit, you'll soon discover HOUSE - IQGR to be the very creme de la creme of PD adventures. Despite the limited parser, the witty text and simplicity of action will guide you through quite easily. It's of moderate difficulty - its title being an accurate description - and fluidly written. An almost perfect little adventure.

Dave Edwards, EUG #53

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Product: MYSTERY OF THE JAVA STAR
Supplier: SHARDS SOFTWARE
Available on Tape, 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, DFS, CDFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG #52
WITH its title, accompanied by a box illustration of a model ship in water, one would assume the Java Star to be the vessel of the name. Not so. In fact, the adventure reveals that Java Star is a precious ruby the "size of a pheasant egg" that was lost en route from Cayenne, South America to Kingston on 16th September 1767. Its new home is a sunken wreck, the Sea Witch, beneath the Atlantic Sea. Intriguingly, you are invited to investigate all the elements of this last voyage then finance a one man mission to get your greasy hands on its secrets.

As in Shards' PETTIGREW'S DIARY, you are presented with a self-des- cribed epic adventure written in BASIC which loads in a number of parts; in JAVA STAR, this is four. "Epic" connotates in both that locations in separate countries must be traversed to complete them and the Elk ver- sions are all fully compatible with the rest of the 32K BBC series.

If you were around schools in the mid-Eighties, you'll remember a variety of BBC only Mode 7 'adventure' games constructed in such a way as to be educational (eg. LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, MAGIC GARDEN, WAGONS WEST) which loaded from 5.25" disk(s) - which only one teacher knew how to <SHIFT><BREAK> up! All such games usually had factors in common: The <BREAK> and <ESCAPE> keys were well protected so hands unaccustomed to the keyboard didn't ruin a session tapping them, games were simple and had all instructions on screen, lots of use was made of colour and sound and it was not possible to 'die' but only to fail by not noting or re- membering info from ONE part of the game in a subsequent part.

Generally, this meant these games were intended for a young audience equipped with official photocopied log-books, or at the least a paper and pen. The relevance of all this history is that JAVA STAR is somewhat of a game of this age but set in Modes 1 and 5 instead of 7. You must equip yourself with a notebook and biro and be prepared to complete a series of puzzles before progressing on the search.

Earlier, the word adventure was used to describe this but it has NONE of the traditional elements (Unlike PETTIGREW where section two needed commands like NORTH, EAST, etc). You progress from location to location via reassembling graphical maps, answering questions correctly, buying an aeroplane ticket and choosing to cruise around the maps island. It all takes time; typically on tape over two hours. Half this with disk.

Although this all sounds complicated, it isn't because in all of the first three parts of JAVA STAR, the player is prevented from making any henious mistakes by the program itself. In Bristol, which is where you discover the map indicating where the Sea Witch floundered - although what it's doing there is anybodys guess - you must simply piece it to- gether to move onto London (and you can see the solution by pressing H).

In London, the nicest part of the game, you can visit many places of historial interest and, as well as discovering a lot about the weather and course of the ill-fated craft to transscribe, visit places such as the Old Bailey, the Stock Exchange and Buckingham Palace. After a set number of excursions, you need to gain a high grade on a quiz and buy a ticket to Jamaica to proceed.

A map of South America begins part three, presenting one relevant and many irrelevant locations where you can begin to search. The correct co- ordinates are obvious if you've studied the earlier parts and "that seems like a good place" confirms them when entered. Unfortunately, try- ing elsewhere isn't accepted and the map remains until said grid coords are entered so, although the map detail is accurate and nicely drawn, it is otherwise a pointless scene.

Fortunately, the bulk of the scene involves selecting an island to investigate. The screen shows four at a time, tilted through 90 degrees to make comparison with the map more difficult. The instructions for this part are meagre and it is not nearly as hard as it at first seems.

First, you need an isle with both a town and lake so discount any with- out. Then survey any island looking vaguely like the map by pressing F.

I spent ages surveying different islands and discrediting any that even had one discrepancy such as "The bays are not opposite" fearing landing there would waste funds. Eventually I decided enough was enough and replied Y to the "Land?" prompt only to find that as there were less than SEVEN faults, I had probably chosen the correct one, and, when the island loaded, it was suddenly IDENTICAL to the map!

However, just when you're thinking JAVA STAR must be ridiculously easy, you come to the search of the island which is simultaneously very difficult and mindnumbingly snoozeworthy. The movement routine from PETTIGREW (that everyone hoped never to see again) is back! The area around the island is huge and moving the boat through it takes far, far too long pixel by pixel. Now with a confusing map and yrds scale to com- plicate the search further, selecting a location is pure guesswork and after a few unsuccessful dives, which again take too long, all your dosh will disappear. The tape version is bugged here too and locks up without displaying your score due to a combination of a CHAIN" " command and ON ERROR RUN statement.

Make the wreck and the added factor of a time limit and stupid con- trols worsen the affair still! Only with a lot of patience, and repeated dives is it possible to get the ruby and gold out. More players will tire of the slow movement long before they even find them.

JAVA STAR is a very early game, released in 1984, and is one on its own with an idea that is quite sound. Indeed, elementary mistakes like not clearing the keyboard buffer properly can be forgiven compared with its inventive and experimental content. It's also clever that a player's finances are limited, and shopping around in London can both deplete and increase them. But counter-balancing this are some irritating touches like the map which changes depending on the screen Mode - and senseless repetition of the "We Are Sailing" music in each part.

Were part four not so out of sync, slow, bugged and boring, this would be a viable educational title with which children (as it does protect the <BREAK> key) and adults could while away an hour or two. Its score breakdown on the disk version also makes for an interesting read.

But, ruined by part four, it still falls into the same league as PETTI- GREW. Hence, it is not recommended and will probably very rarely be completed.

Dave Edwards, EUG #52

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Product: PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
Supplier: Britannia Software
Available on 3.5"/5.25" ADFS/CDFS/DFS Disk
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 53
AS the software house suggests, this is an ultra-rare BBC/Electron game.

As the software title suggests, it is (or at least was at one time) the official home computer conversion of the popular Bruce Forsyth game show in the days when points "made prizes" (not "rich people"). Of course, most of the shows continuing success to this day lies in the fact that a) Bruce Forsyth presents it and b) it is a very simple game based in large part on luck.

Brucie grins cheekily at you from the cassette and disk covers above the old kaliedoscope jack logo of PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT but, as you might suspect, he makes no actual appearance in the game itself (via a graphic representation, that is). Therefore, after the instantly recog- nisable jam of PYCR music has been emitted from your micro, you fall back onto the simple higher/lower five card walk across the screen - the winner winning two of three games! - and the final gamble for big points if the cards go in your favour.

Initially it sounds like a fairly simple program to write but if you think hard about the game show format, you quickly realise that there are many rules to consider. Happily, the author appears not to have neglected any and, after inputing whether you are playing against the machine or a 'friend', you are presented with a screen asking you "We asked 100 men/women/married couples in their 20s/30s/40s" followed by a series of imaginative survey questions. By the millenium, the shows questions had become much sillier than when this program was written and the game doesn't present any strange surveys involving Bruce's sexual magnetism or entertainment value (or lack of them as is usually implied). Disappointing news for most.

As is the norm, player one can guess any number from 1 to 99 people who answered in a certain way and player two can guess either <H>igher or <L>ower. The input of numbers is shown in a way similar to the TVs desk counter with big digital numbers and (flashing) arrows pointing up and down. Unlike the TV show, the winning number is not displayed but the reasoning why not is sound as, with a limited supply of questions, this lengthens the number of times the same questions can be attempted.

An exception is when the guess is "bang on"! For the next question, it is player two who guesses first, with player one bidding all the numbers higher or lower.

The card board is as you would expect with two lines of cards, the first turned over, and the options <H>igher, <L>ower, <F>reeze and <C>hange card (if the rules permit). Whoever has won the question - and it is almost invariably the player with the questions <H>/<L> option - can try and advance to the last card "by predicting whether each of the cards is higher or lower than the preceding one. Whoever turns over the final card wins the game." The strategy couples usually employ on television is to think in terms of the number of the cards in the pack higher or lower than the one they are currently staring at. Hence, on a three, four or five (of whatever suit), they never go lower and likewise with the cards towards the top of the pack (the Ace counts as high!), they never go higher. As we all know though, this does NOT work with computer random numbers and, when employing the same strategy as game player, the cards become real b******s - all too often seeming to give out unrealistic shuffles.

Despite this, progress can be made by following the tried and tested method (it just takes longer!) and it's hard not to hear Bruce reading out the questions in your head as you read them. There do seem to be a number of times when the gameplay just doesn't suit the rules though and, considering Britannia just assume we've all watched the TV show and just drone on about the games copyright on all the inlay covers, it's impossible to check whether the rules were different on the older TV shows than they are now.

For instance, guessing wrongly usually gives the opposing player a "free go" on TV. In the game, this is also the case but, for some odd reason, if it is the very last card that is incorrectly guessed the freebie is forfeited. There seems to be no logical reason why.

While the rules on changing cards are correct (in that you can only change the card if you "freeze" the game then answer another question correctly to get control again OR have won a question and are beginning at card one for the very first time), when the computer "freezes" then regains control, its attempt to change the card fails due to a bug in the program code. This means the real player has a very unfair advantage and to get around this, it's best to choose a two player game, choose which player you want to be and then best guess for both players.

Doing this also means you always get to try for big points too!

Probably the best part of the game is this straightforward big points gamble, which dispenses with questions but simply gives you 200 points to gamble over seven cards. In the television show the object is to gain a certain number of points by a certain card but this is not implemented here, although you can always choose to play it that way if you wish.

You choose to bet anything from 50 points to whatever you're holding on whether the next card will be higher or lower. Although you're not gambling with money, it's surprisingly tense - especially when you build up a fortune in points and decide to risk it all! Your points then becomes the high score if appropriate.

Although PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT does well, certain improvements to the change card (and possibly free go forfeit) bugs and a more realistic routine for getting cards would help its playability. Plus, of course, it's annoying that there are a limited number of questions. Other titles in the same league (e.g. BLOCKBUSTERS, BULLSEYE and TREASURE HUNT) all come with sets of QUESTION FILES which increase lastability by a good measure. As the game was officially available on disk, these would have been an even better idea than with most - as loading time would be far shorter! Another irk is the message "You're score =" which is totally unacceptable, full stop.

Finally, the only join-in audience shout incorporated is the "Nothing for a pair - not in this game!" one and, as the many more are all part of the game's atmosphere, these should probably have been included too.

Still, despite these criticisms, it's good for a few hours' fun.

Dave Edwards, EUG #53

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Product: SPECTIPEDE
Supplier: MASTERTRONIC
Available on Tape, 3.5"/5.25" Disk (CDFS, DFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 55
THE BBC/Electron owner is spoilt for choice when it comes to the CATER- PILLAR-style game, and they appear in so many compilations that it's pretty much inconceivable that one of them isn't somewhere in your games collection. SPECTIPEDE is the bug blasting variant from the budget com- pany MASTERTRONIC; a fast-executing but clumsy conversion - and one that kills you off far more often than those of a similar vein!

The blaster at the bottom of the screen, the sparse mushroom field becoming more and more overcrowded as the game goes on and the long insectipede winding through them and splitting in two when hit by your bullets is one of the symbols of the true retro age. It's available in almost this standard form on all machines up from the humble GAMEBOY to the most powerful PC, and now you're unlikely to be asked to pay out anything like the `8.95 ALLIGATA thought BUG BLASTER justified, or even the `2.99 budget price this title went for. [At least, not just for it alone. - Ed] So the question is what this particular title has to recommend it from the rest

Regretably, as indicated by the above intro, the answer is not very much. You CHAIN it from the prompt and, after a few seconds' loading, the micro makes an odd twittering sound as the MASTERTRONIC 'logo', which is actually just the word, wriggles over your screen in an S-shape typical of budget 'loaders' and introduces you to "SPECTAPEDE"!

Immediately being presented with spelling mistakes like this, a fault of which a few budget companies are guilty, is at best irritating and at worst merely symptomatic of what is to come.

After loading the next part, the screen blanks to Mode 6 and you are asked which button you wish to use to fire. This causes two problems.

First, absolutely no effort has gone in to making the said screen look attractive and even the cursor is still amateurishly blinking away.

Secondly, the message gives the impression that you only need one key to press in order to play the game. So, for instance, you might quite likely press <RETURN>. You must then tap whatever button you have chosen to continue (unnecessary!) and THEN you are informed of the existence of the OTHER buttons: Z - Left, X - Right, + - Up and . - Down. With the <RETURN> key as fire, you're then left with a huge gap between your fingers (stretching over one button on the Electron and two on the BBC) unless you reload the game and choose * or <SPACE> as fire - the only two realistic choices, anyway! And what of the possibility of a player using one of the reserved keys as a fire button? Well, try this and your game will be a chaotic mess where the fire button not only fires but also sends your blaster in the specified direction at the same time!

For goodness' sake, MASTERTRONIC! Either have an option to redefine ALL the keys or choose sensible ones and be done with it!

More loading and a similarly sighworthy screen asks "KeyBoard or Joystick (K/J)?", "High/Low Resolution" and "Fast, Medium or Slow Game" in turn. Now there's no doubting the usefulness of these features. Far too few games have the joystick facility and the resolution factor means simply that you can play in either Mode 1 (High) or Mode 5 (Low) which is both easy on the eyes of respective players, helps vary the action of a style of game which can seem to go on (and on!) and also makes the game a little easier as the "pede" occasionally has a longer breadth of screen to cross in Mode 1. You can even look upon this option as giving you TWO conversions of the game; the only differences between some of those put out by other companies was the Mode. Speed of game, of course, also helps those whose arcade prowess is not up to that of the hardened arcade addict.

But unfortunately the author has blown it again! In practice, the game speed has little effect on how tough it actually is to play and the options must be chosen before ANY game is commenced. So the screen is forever flashing up and demanding input. Even this would be bearable were it not that, after inputing F, M or S, you were not forced to sit through a truly awful string of blips for fifteen seconds before the game started. The same is also true on death, except the tune lasts twice as long!

The game itself although it runs well on the Electron, goes far too fast on the BBC, even on the S(low) setting and, also as mentioned in the intro, death is a frequent occurence. Often you 'die' not as a re- sult of a collision with any of the insects in the field (actually a garden in this clone) but simply AFTER blasting the last portion of the pede. This is extremely frustrating and means you can probably not survive beyond level three...and it's not the only bug. On death, your previous blaster stays on screen and becomes an obstacle to be avoided, but can also be used to shelter behind from a pede on the bottom level of screen coming at you from the side. If it's a feature, then it's one not seen on other conversions, not one you'll like and LOOKS like a bug!

After a while you'll be dead and invited to enter your name (by a left-justified message that simply appears obliterating the background) at a "?" prompt. As the keyboard buffer isn't cleared, you'll be staring at a row of Zs and Xs so, to make your mark, you must first delete them!

Having rather emphatically berated this product by now, it does find some saving grace in its graphics, which do all the right things and are animated quite smoothly. A wriggling worm, bouncing spider and mushroom- laying spider (!) invade the screen quite regularly and keep the player on his toes.

There's no getting away from the fact that this is a flop though, even though it was published at a time when budget titles were not ex- pected to be of a very high standard. It was originally published quite early into the life of its respective machines (1984), and, as ALLIGATA and SUPERIOR's versions were doing the rounds at almost a tenner, with a little thought could have provided serious competition at its reduced price. But it doesn't, it wasn't, it isn't...and it never will be. For any bug blasting, stick with the aptly-titled BUG BLASTER!

Dave Edwards, EUG #55

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Product: WHOOPSY!
Supplier: SHARDS
Available on Tape, 3.5"/5.25" Disk (CDFS, DFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG 55
ALMOST two decades before the likes of dot-comedy's internet gaming in- vited us to push pies into Posh Spice and see how many homosexuals we could pick up on Clapham Common, SHARDS came along with its politically incorrect baby arcade game WHOOPSY! As our shock thresholds have stiff- ened in the meantime, it's nigh on impossible to believe that this title was originally considered 'too rude' to be on sale in the high street stores, delicate as its subject matter may be.

For those who didn't read about how 'controversial' it was at the time [in the pages of ELECTRON USER - Ed] of its 1985 release, think euphemistically about the title for a while. Still don't understand? Well, it's one of the polite ways of saying Poo (as in Mr Hanky The and not Winnie The!) and this is a game where shit really does happen in the literal sense: you, as the baby, deposit your graphically-represented dumps about an arena to distract your mummy from "homing-in" on you.

Although ELECTRON USER milked the WHOOPSY! controversy, it never re- viewed it in full and, as it was only available via mail order, the sus- picion is that most Elk owners knew only what is stated above. This ignorance was certainly shared by this reviewer, who prejudged it almost infinitely more than most games. The idea, while original, seemed puer- ile and unamusing - the opposite of what its author intended, in fact - and the uninspiring cover of a hand-drawn title and big-headed baby coupled with instructions blantantly added with a Stone Age typewriter, all photocopied and cut out with scissors, did little to fuel any remaining enthusiasm.

Pleasantly surprising it is, then, when after a minutes' loading, you are presented with an opening screen displaying huge baby, mummy and whoopsy sprites (the latter cunningly labelled as "Shhh"); all Mode 2 multi-coloured numbers - that are very nicely animated when the actual game begins. The game is almost pure machine code, reacting quickly to your keypresses and running at a brisk pace on a BBC and Turbo Electron.

Sadly, while it still runs on a standard Elk, the 'lacking in processing power machine' can't match such speed and your crawling baby tends to plod around in slow motion.

As all the greats agree, the best game ideas are simple. This is the case here. You select which level to begin on, and appear bottom right of a blank screen with three whoopsies (displayed top right) stored up in your bowels, ready to soil your mum's carpet. She, doubled up in a perfect 'scrubbing the scullery steps' pose waits patiently top left.

Randomly dotted about the screen are a number of toys. The object is to play with each toy - you do this by touching them; they then vanish! - without Mummy Dear touching you. On pressing <SPACE> to begin the game, the first whoopsy falls and your mum comes charging towards it.

While any whoopsy is on screen, mummy is not deadly to touch and you can run through, around and (most likely) away from her. Unfortunately, you also cannot pick up any toys until the whoopsy has been cleaned up.

The idea therefore is to go, to go to the toy farthest away, to get it and as many of them as you can in the time between the clean up job and mummy's refreshed charge toward you and then drop another thought for the day and repeat the exercise until you've collected all the toys.

With the brisk flow of action, you need at least average reflexes to be able to attempt this and even then it's not easy. Especially not when the patrolling potties enter the arena; contact with these results in a 'contained' crap which is bad news indeed if it's your last and there's still a screenful of toys to snatch!

On-screen presentation of this game is good and the code seems to be spotless, although the inlay refers to a bug in the code which may crash some Electrons IF you lose your three lives on level one AND have the music turned on. Oddly you choose either sound effects (default) or the hushed tones of "Rock-a-bye-baby" music but cannot play the game devoid of sound. The music grates after a while.

Effects are adequate with jingles and suitable dull notes to mark the pressing of the whoopsy key. (That DIXONS found them to be repugnant toilet noises beggars belief!) The animation is also of a high standard; mummy lumbers about and scrubs up while baby waddles around on all fours and the potties seamlessly glide back and forth in not-altogether-fixed patterns. All cleverly flip vertically too.

All characters and objects (such as the toys) are viewed in profile which works well even though the only way gravity and layout would be realistic would be if the action was viewed from a Birds' Eye position.

Scores and bonuses are regularly awarded and it's not hard (at first!) to get yourself honoured in "The Naughty Nine" high score table, even though you will first be sharing it bizarrely with the cast of Last Of The Summer Wine. A little nark here is that, if you make a mistake with your name, <DELETE> doesn't function.

All in all, WHOOPSY! is not a shocking game and it is neither offen- sive nor really comical. What it is is simply one of those addictive arcade numbers you keep coming back to time and again because it just "has something other games don't". Take away yesteryear's pathetic paper presentation (and that it was released before the Turbo Elk came into existence!) and you're left with an underexposed gem that's suit- able for all ages.

Dave Edwards, EUG #55

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Product: X*L*C*R
Supplier: Michael Grant
Available on Tape, 3.5"/5.25" Disk (ADFS, DFS)
Reviewed by (the) Dave in EUG #52
"THEY" are not making commercial software for the BBC series any more but, as web sites and articles on unreleased projects' show, the machines' lives ended quite suddenly and left a fair few bits and bobs in production, too good for the shelf, that just didn't make it in time.

As X*L*C*R is a game that was originally destined for inclusion on Superior's nineteenth PLAY IT AGAIN SAM compilation (and DID actually appear on the one new BBC disk released by ProAction), it had gained the blessing of the leading software house of the day and, although it was ultimately not to see production with them, this gives you some idea that it was never going to contentedly camouflage itself in the frequently drab colours of Public Domain.

As with some of the classic games of yesteryear, X*L*C*R is based around a very simple concept. You are Yu, a square spaceship viewed from the birds eye elevation, in the centre of an area of black space.

Running through the square are numerous tunnels in L-shapes (although there are Ls flipped horizontally, vertically or both) and the object of the game is to position the square so that small beads, flying across the space either horizontally or vertically enter the square via them, are flipped through 90 degrees, disarmed and then exit it.

As the beads and openings are only the size of a Mode 1 full stop and everything is moving rather speedily, this is pretty challenging. Yet this is by far not the end of the story. After the bead has passed through the square, it changes colour and continues to bounce from top to bottom (or left to right) until it either collides with another bead or you get one of the SHADED areas of the space-square in its path and safely destroy it. These areas again are only the size of the bead so get ready for some real pixel-perfect manoeuvering.

X*L*C*R is an arcade game for the hardened player and is very unfor- giving with its arrest of your craft's energy level. You begin dead centre of the playing area and before long, one or two beads will begin to travel from one side to another, always either horizontally or verti- cally. If you miss getting one of them into a tunnel, you lose energy as it reaches the other side of the screen. If the bead crashes into the side of Yu, you lose energy. If, as the bead is travelling through the square, you press a movement key, the bead blows up and, yes, you lose energy.

The bites off the energy meter for all three of these faults are equally hefty. You can gain a bit of this back if any bead, whether disarmed by passing through the Yu or not, collides with another: where- upon the spot where they hit turns into a small energy x. But to move over it means the risk of not catching the next bead and, for the small amount of energy it contains, the risk of going for it is only really justified when the energy is already at crisis level! To survive the level, you must accumulate a certain score. On level one, this is 100 points, on two 200, on three 300, etc. The winning strategy for doing this, based on X*L*C*Rs tough rules, requires that you simply do NOT miss many beads. On the first level, this is usually simple enough (although you can get off to some unbelievably bad starts here too IF you're not concentrating) but from the next one onwards, the beads begin to come at you in twos, and then threes, then fours, fives ... suddenly you realise why X*L*C*R is sub-titled "Squiggly Snake II"! If you get more than one string of four or five beads smashing into the walls of the playing area, or anything else besides their friends, "You are dead" is printed across the screen and, um, you are dead.

As a piece of PD software, X*L*C*R is one of the most superb you could hope to find and is highly recommended for those foolhardy enough to entrust their attention and frustration toward it. On numerous occasions though, it does spoil for a fight. This is undoubtedly by by design and often occurs when trying to position the Yu's disarming tunnel in front of moving beads: Doing so towards the edge of the play- ing area only finds the disarmed ones bouncing in such a formation that it's impossible to get the destruction chamber in their path. Either that or these disarmed beads bounce and crash into the Yu before there's time to get it out of the way. Naturally, all the while, numerous others are doing their utmost to plot another course; one unhindered by your efforts! As noted, the graphics are fairly simple but they are slick and work well. As this addictive anarchy is presented in Mode 1 too, they are multi-coloured and, through colour-switching, each level takes on a different look, with level six changing the background colour to a very challenging bright red! Sound is also impressive, with a jangly original music piece as background to the title screens (and another on the BBC Micro version accompanying the action) and a few bangs and bumps when the machine code collision routines get going. Michael Grant, the author, points out in the instructions that there's also a fanfare after level twenty - yet most players will need the luck of the devil to reach it! Complete in itself in one machine code *RUNable file, X*L*C*R is right up there with Mirrorsoft's TETRIS and Blue Ribbon's TRAPPER for lastability. Yet it achieves its addictiveness by sacrificing any com- passion toward a player without a very clear screen to play it on or unschooled in the art of arcade gaming. Its penalty for almost catching a bead is identical damage-wise to a situation in which you hadn't tried at all, increasing both cries of "One last try!" plus the compul- sory swear words and "Come on!"s. This niggle, with a title on the High Score page reading The Late Great XLC8 (Eight!) and the irksomeness of having the turn the tune off EACH time you play on the BBC aside, the game is great, and well worth adding to your collection.

Dave Edwards, EUG #52

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